I want to be "garbage" for Halloween, but I want a costume that shows off my figure. Sexy garbage.
Any advice?
garbage is automatically a turn-off
stuff an oscar doll between your tits and tell people you're a cumdumpster
also halloween isn't for 6 months who thinks this far ahead
>>18245399
I'm male. No tits.
So, you want to be hot garbage?
>>18245307
1. Dress up like a prostitute
2. Go dumpster diving
3. ???
4. PROFIT
>>18245439
People won't get it.
Just dress like you normally do.
>>18245808
Jeans, and a shirt with weeaboo shit on it?
>>18245822
Perfect.
>>18245307
Dress up like a Blue Jays player without pants on.