I want to kill myself. I'm all alone and nobody cares, and

>>18240820
If you're gonna die anyways, you might as well do something cool first. Go assassinate Kim Jong-Un or bomb ISIS or something.

I'm unemployed and next week will be the last week I get an unemployment check. This morning I woke up and somehow my TV threw itself on the floor and was shattered. I can't even afford to buy a $20 TV from some dude on craigslist, let alone a plane ticket. Plus I don't have a car so that's out too. I don't really want to hurt other people, I just want a break from my life and there's really only one way to do it

are you a us citizen?

>>18240845
yes

>>18240854
then whats the issue

>>18240875
so you're saying because I'm american everything should just be fine?

>>18240887
Yes.
Also seconding this guy>>18240824
If you're going to an hero, make sure it's doing something radical.

>>18240887
yes pretty much.
you not having a car, you not having a job, these are things you are in complete control of. lower your standards because there are tons of jobs out there that people aren't willing to take.

>>18240894
I've applied at every business within 2 miles of where I live. I live in a very small town, and my last boss was telling potential employers that I was a terrible employee, which isn't true. It's not a matter of standards, I'll shovel shit all day for $3 an hour if I have to, there is no job I'm not willing to take. I also don't see how lowering my standards will help me get a car. It's not like there are just cars all over the place to choose to have. I have no money, I'm gonna get evicted soon. So unless someone wants to give me a car for free that's out of the question unless I can get a job

>>18240907
Get a bike then

>>18240907
get a bicycle, skateboard, roller skates, scooter, anything.
then you can increase your job search to 10 miles.

>>18240907
2 miles, you lazy fuck.

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leave that shit hole town lol

Also just steal things and kill self before you get arrested unless you want to learn how to be a better criminal in jail