What is the most and least you've done for pussy? MOST:

a guy once paid 1000$ to fuck me.

on the other hand, i've fucked guys that had spent zero $ on me.

guess it depends on the situation.

Most:
>I went to Europe with her and her friends
I did want to go to Europe, but man were they boring. I just split up with them after I realised she was only worth fucking and not dateable.
Least:
>literally just talked to her
Became a proper relationship.

>>18238145
>a guy once paid 1000$ to fuck me.
Story time Miss Proz

Most: spent about 2k on flights, hotel, dinner for a weekend getaway together. Had lots of sex.

Least: girl messaged me saying she wants to come over. I said ok. She cooked for me and we had sex.

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>>18238152
>bored and broke 16yo slut
>chat with random guys online and make them horny because i like feeling desireable. just your average attention whore.
>one guy somehow is all over me and asks to meet him
>figure why not
>meet him and he's actually quiet nice (he was 25)
>he begs me to let him fuck me and offers me 800$
>surewhynot.jpg
>whilst he's fucking me he tells me he will give me another 200$ if he can take off the condom and stick in inside me raw
>on the pill and stupid af so i agree
>he fucks me bareback and cums inside me withing two minutes
>actually gives me 1000$ (i never really believed him)
>easiest money of my life
>next day i go buy more skimpy clothes with the money since i'm slutty anyways
>we meet up a few more times but he got very clingy and wanted a relationship (wtf...) so i stopped seeing him

mfw i've actually whored myself out

>>18238199
A lot of girls have whored themselves in their lifetime, don't feel bad. If not for money, something else.

>>18238203
meh, if you want to look at this way, sex is a trade deal every time and thus you're whoring yourself out all the time. i don't really feel THAT bad about it. it's disgusting and embarassing and i would not tell most people but in private, i think it's quiet a funny story.

>>18238204
That guy could have landed in prison if caught or if you told the cops.

>>18238204
>if you want to look at this way, sex is a trade deal every time and thus you're whoring yourself out all the time

Doesn't seem all that healthy to look at it that way.

>>18238199
Would you ever do something like that again?

>>18238216
no risk no fun.
but i'm not in america anyways, people aren't so butthurt about "underage" here.

>>18238219
ofc not. but you COULD look at it that way. i don't. but i know a lot of people do (like OP).

>>18238222
i later sucked some old guys cock for 100$. but that was shortly after (guess i suddenly realized how lucrative being a slutty 16yo could be...). however, i stopped after that because i found it rather degenerate even for my standarts. i wouldn't do it again because i rather have sex with someone because i want to and not because i want the money.

>>18238120
Most:
>Let a girl move in with me.
Least:
>Had a 10 minute, drunken conversation. Fucked her in the bathroom. Left afterwards to avoid having to buy her drinks.

>>18238225
It's one thing to have sex with someone underage. But when money is involved it all changes. No matter what country you are in, if you pay a 16 year old for sex, you are engaging in child prostitution, regardless of age of consent.

>>18238234
sure. but why should i do that? i was a slut, not an asshole.
actually, once we made out in his car a few days later on an empty parking space at night and police came over and asked what we were doing. we said "just talking" and they went away again. kek. guess we got lucky they didn't ask for id's.

>>18238240
It's a good thing you were nice about it. I would never dare pay an underaged girl for sex.

>>18238243
i was just excited i got so much money. i never before had such a big sum all at once. i felt like croesus. it never even occured to me that we did something illegal. maybe give it a try. 16yo are often dumb af and even small amounts seem like a lot because they are used to pocket money.
not trying to get you into jail, though.

>>18238248
I have to admit I'm curious about it. If it weren't for the real risk of going to prison for it, I might even be tempted to pay a 16 year old for sex. And I'm not a Burger either, it would be fully legal (though not so socially acceptable) for me to be with a 16 year old if money isn't involved.

>>18238254
you could do it in a sneaky way. take her shopping instead of just give her money. find a slut that loves to dress up with a broke home and you'll be good. she will feel like she died and went to heaven to finally be able to buy whatever she wants.

>>18238255
if you want to be extra sneaky, tell her you're going to take her out but want to go pick up some new clothes for her first so she will feel like a princess. tell her you want to pick something too that she can wear later, just for you (buy some lingerie). she will melt in your hands.

>>18238258
Yes, I know, that's how I would do it. It's just a liiiiiittle bit risky as an adult male to approach a 16 year old.

>>18238264
Not who you are talking to, but many girls will join online dating sites saying they're 18 but in reality they are 17 or even 16. I know from experience.

>>18238264
how old are you?
when i was a teen, i used to go to parties all the time (clubs or outdoor events like music festivals). i'd get black out drunk and then my guard was non exsistent. i fucked whatever guy approached me first. i know my sister once went to a 36yo guys appartment for a few days when she was 15. i guess you just have to get lucky enough to find mentally disordered sluts that have parents who don't give a single fuck. basically, be around white trash and you will soon hit gold.

>>18238266
yeah, online is a good idea too. but it could be a trap (i know a guy that once got party vaned for chatting with a 13yo that was actually a cop).

>>18238272
Don't be a fucking idiot. There are ways to know if the girl is real or if it's a cop. Cops are results-driven, they will push for sex very fast. They will send nudes unsolicited. One time I was talking to this girl who said she was 16 and sent me a bunch of nudes without me asking. So I asked her to send a photo with the thumbs up. A simple request. She instantly said she wasn't going to talk to do that and that I had "trust issues". When I told her I'm not buying it anymore, she cryptically said "be careful" and that's the last I heard from her.

>>18238277
yeah, i saw the log and they were VERY convincing. not all cops are fucking idiots. but ofc there are signs that you should be aware of.

>>18238272
That's awesome, it's not often you get to talk to a 13 year old cop. He should have hooked up with her.

>>18238286
some kids are just smarter than others. what can you do.

>>18238266
That includes /soc/. Girls looking for hookups and posting nudes are not all 18.

>>18238269
I'm in my 30s so me being with someone underaged would definitely be in the creep territory. Probably online would be where I could find such girls, just look for those who claim to be 18. Where I am laws are pretty strict about alcohol and underageds, so they can't really be found in clubs or parties.

>>18238310
kek. they did id controle too. but the bouncers will always let promiscuous girls in, no matter their age. it makes the whole party better. i once had a bouncer let me in in exchange for meeting him later. i was 14. rules are different for girls. booze is zero problem anyways since guys will basically throw it at you.

>>18238336
Depends on the country. Here, definitely not. If an establishment gets caught with underageds inside, they will get a huge fine and lose their liquor license. So no, bouncers are careful about not letting underageds in.

Why do guys spend money for sex and not the other way around?

I don't really consider myself any less desirable than women

>>18238353
It's called a double standard son

>>18238372
>muh sexism

>>18238351
we have the same laws but they still do it.

>>18238234
What's so goddamned hard to understand about "different places have different rules?"

Some places will prosecute you for engaging in underage sex in another country. Sweden will prosecute Swedish men for hiring prostitutes anywhere, but Swedish women are allowed to sell themselves (just not to Swedish men because that's a crime on the men's part.)

>>18238372
It's not a double standard.

Sex work is one sided because only one side pays for sex. Not that male escorts don't exist, but the fact of the matter is that women don't usually need to pay for sex.

>>18238120
marry, fuck, kill.

>>18238385
Yes that's the double standard. Homely prostitutes can make money because some men can only pay for sex. You don't see many ugly male escorts

I let a 16 year old blow me, once. She spent months trying to get me to fuck her, and I kept telling her why it was wrong. I was giving her a ride home once and she just pulled my cock out and started going to town. I feel guilty about it, even though I'm pretty sure I helped fulfill a fetish of hers.

>>18238380
Sweden's prostitution laws are retarded, but not quite as retarded as you put it. You're exaggerating.

>>18238379
They must not be enforced in that case. No establishment would be so stupid as to risk being shut down entirely just to get some measly extra money from underageds drinking.

>>18238390
That's...not what a double standard is. That would imply there is some sort of cognizant entity or general fallacy that dictates why sex work is so one sided.

There isn't. Sex work is one sided because that's the nature of the job. Everyone wants some pussy.

>>18238398
Women are just as filthy as men if not more. This thread is a testament to that. Women would pay for dick if it wasn't frowned upon

>>18238402
(psssst... women DO pay for dick...)

>>18238385
>it's not a double standard
>describes exactly what the double standard is

>>18238414
Old women usually, on sex tours in Caribbean nations

>>18238402
>Women are just as filthy as men if not more
I don't disagree

>Women would pay for dick if it wasn't frowned upon
Women would pay for dick for plenty of reasons, were they so inclined.

Ugly male escorts don't exist because nobody wants to fuck them. In fact, prostitution exists precisely for that reason.

As an anecdote though, I imagine there are more male actors in porn. Not 'stars', but I'm talking in terms of warm bodies. The standards to be the dick in a porn are pretty low.

>>18238418
You literally don't know what that means.
I understand what you're trying to say, I'm explaining to you that you're mistaken.

>>18238426
I'm explaining to you that you'd suck all the dicks in Mexico if it meant I cared about your bullshit.

>>18238431
Ok

>>18238421
>Kill 50% of women and the next generation of children becomes 50% smaller
>Kill 50% of men and the next generation of children becomes 0% smaller

Every single male-specific struggle originates from this simple fact.

>>18238421
>The standards to be the dick in a porn are pretty low.
Wrong. Endurance, speed, virility, size, does he have an attractive dick, is he big enough to manhandle a 100+ pound woman, does he have a powerful ejaculate. These are all factors that go into picking male pornstars.

>>18238465
Thus explains the difference between:

>star
>regular
>amateur
>wannabe

Which one should you be? None of the above, just crop your hipster duckface out of the video unless it's specifically intended as a feature. Also edit out all your snorting and queefing, unless you intend to tag the video as comedy.

>>18238465
I didn't say anyone could do it, only that the standards for your average guy in a bukkake video are significantly less strict than it is for the girl in the same video. Also, I just feel like the male > female ratios in porn are more popular compared to the opposite.

>>18238120
pussy for a ride around the block on my motorcycle. easy

Most:
Told a girl I loved her

Least:
Nothing. Some chick at this warehouse party wasn't having fun with whoever she was dancing so I pulled her aside, started making out, and then moved to a different area for le sex

>>18238536
Using a motorcycle for 5~10 minutes is easy, but being a motorcycle-owner is hard.

>roads spiral around 100' in the air like roller coasters
>every single other motorist on these whirly tracks is an SUV with opaque windows
>neither motorists nor pedestrians understand the rules of the road
>NAFTA truckers with oversize loads and undersize training
>organ donor dot: check!

I don't want to give up the light-vehicle dream; I just want to get the hell out of California. California doesn't deserve motorcycles, it deserves a blanket of SUV smog right between their buttcrack mountains over their roadways which are either crumbling or brand-new artistic horror stories.

Most: bought an $800 necklace for my girlfriend
Least: I'm tempted to say "I asked", but one girl jerked me off while she thought I was sleeping, so I think that's actually more applicable

>>18238199
This is obvious bait. You sound like the decoy on To Catch a Predator.

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Least a dude's ever done to make me wanna fuck him
>Tell me I'm pretty.
Most a dude's ever done to make me wanna fuck him
>Tell me I'm pretty

>>18238419
And men who pay for sex are.....?

Go on. I'll wait.

>>18238956
Usually the successful types who can also get it for "free".

>>18238120
Most
>spent 4 weeks trying to appeal to her after being a total dick when we first met

Least
>went to the pool with her and bought her some chocolate

Honestly, the second one was better. Kissing tasted like chocolate, had lots of fun, also she had a better ass and was pretty fit.
But the first one felt like an achievement, so eh, whatever.

>>18238398
>That would imply there is some sort of cognizant entity or general fallacy that dictates why sex work is so one sided.
Simple. The Western world is built on Victorian ideals where women are assumed to be incapable of enjoying sex and it's a wifely duty that's performed solely for conceiving children. We've moved past that a bit to where we admit that women can enjoy it but get butthurt if they enjoy it as often or with as many partners as we expect men to. This is why women are so universally fucked up in the Western world. Come back in 150-200 years and some of them might be worth associating with for reasons other than getting your dick wet.

>>18238120
>most
I took a girl out to hard rock cafe. Smashed and left her place that night. Smashed with dbz going on the tv was pretty hard to keep making out when vegita was screaming.

>least
Replied to a dtf post on yikyak she drove to my place and I limp dicked her. I can no longer go to subway she works there.

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>>18238199
I can't be the only one that finds this disturbing. Has to be bait

Most: I never go over 50 bucks for a date with any GF or date.

least: got paid 200 bucks to come along with my friend for a double date (we were underage, he stole the money from his parents and it was far away) he didn't get along with his date, but I laid mine.

>>18238120

i took a girl to a big date on the beach. we had reservations for dinner at sunset at a fancy restaurant over looking the oean, then went to the pier where i payed a performer to play 'bruno mars, just the way you are' as we danced on the sand, bought her a rose, then took her on the ferris wheel and asked her to be my girlfriend (At that point we were just kinda dating around and fucking)

least:
>let a girl blow me in a bathroom at a bar

>>18238120
Most :
Bought apartment in upscale neighborhood


Least :
Literally walked right into cafe, saw her, chatted for like ten minutes and then left for her place to fuck

Most
>travelled 2000km
Least
>Just arrived at a house party when some girl came up and said wanna fuck, i said ok

>>18239382

Most:
>I got over 9.000 kilometers!

Least:
>was asked straight out and went to her place

>>18239424
I drove there tho, took me 2 days and 400 euro in gas

>>18238266
You mean women actually respond to your messages?

>>18238977
That's literally just your opinion, though. Even if it's not exclusively your opinion, it doesn't make it any less a fallacy. Even if it wasn't, sex work is one sided because there exists a sexual economy, completely separate from whatever double standard people believe is in play.

Good looking women have something everyone wants: pussy. Good looking men have something some people want, but most don't need to pay for.

Bad looking women have something people are still willing to pay them for: pussy. Ugly men don't have much to offer in terms of sexual gratification. That's the way it is. If you don't think that's fair, by all means spearhead the movement for paying ugly dudes to suck their cocks. But the absence of ugly dudes in sex work isn't because of feminism or whatever the fuck.

If you have an apple tree, you're probably not gonna buy too many apples, would you?

Most: helped my cougar neighbor move her shit in, she had workers too but since i lived next door i helped arrange her furniture, she gave me a bj and we fucked

Least: at a friends party, a 6/10 grill wanted the d, gave it to her

>>18239566
I've been on so many dates in the past year I've lost count.

>>18238120
I supported my boyfriend financially for 2 years when the crisis hit his field and he couldn't find a job. Costed me around 800$/month to cover for his bills, his food and all the other shit he needed.

>>18241075
Why wasn't he on unemployment?

>>18238540
full story? i buy it, it just sounds entertaining

>>18241075
You paid for his shit when you weren't living together?

Most a guy has done to fuck me:
>ex fly overseas to meet me, take my virginity
Least a guy has done to fuck me:
>match on tinder, take the lead, bring a condom