My sister farted in my face today. On FUCKING CHRISTMAS.
I'm so mad. How do I get back at her?
>today
>Christmas
>>18237912
you lucky motherfucker
that's my fetish
>>18237918
Um, gross?
>>18237912
MOON her
>>18237947
Gate-Keeper, Lower the Gate!
>>18237947
>>18237950
Jurassic Park references for eight hundred, Alex
>>18237912
Kick her ass.
ON CHRISTMAS
WHAT ABITCH