How do I get a boyfriend? I'm at college, so this should be the most convenient time to obtain one, but I am socially inept and haven't even made a friend in the two years I've been here.
Should I just kidnap someone and force them to be my boyfriend?
you engage yourself in social situations until you find a boy you'd like to know more
Yeah sure kidnap me idgaf
Assuming you're a girl and not a faggot.... You're not socially inept. Only men can be socially inept because you have a vagina which naturally makes you worth something which means you can socialize. Only the worthless are socially inept.
>>18237525
Don't listen to this, only desperate men don't care if you're socially awkward, men with standards will probably be wary if you can't hold a conversation, I am also assuming you want a substantial relationship so consider fixing your lack of good social skills.
My suggestion? Throw yourself in social situations and just be okay with fucking up, as a girl its more forgiving and less of a death sentence. Can't speak up? Look up breathing exercises to help ensure you can articulate everything you want to say. Good luck femanon.
>>18237506
>Should I just "kidnap" someone and force them to be my boyfriend?
LMFAO!
just perfume your hair with a bold strawberry scent, and i guarantee the you will throw most of the boys off balance ,and make your laugh so smooth, as it's the most natural boner inducer ever.