I've masturbated two or three times a day out of anger and

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>>18232540
You got caught jerking off at work, didn't you?

Go get another job, faggot. Get off 4 chan and start working on a resume.

>>18232545
some spanish woman wanted me to follow her in the bathroom and I left the building instead. I was giving my mom my whole paycheck anyway, it was direct deposit and she had my card I mean.

If you know I need a job why are you making me jump through your hoops? what am i going to put, that i walk out?

>>18232540
Nice story bro.
>be 28
>still unable to describe your problems in coherent text flow in sentences and paragraphs

Try again op. Breathe deeply, think about what do you even want to ask about and ask about it.

To me it seems you are just at loss currently. It will get better.

So what exactly is the problem op?
>gf
>job
>paranoia
>inability to format text
>fapping
We cant help you at so many subjects at once. Try to think for once before you type.

>>18232549
If this is supposted to be the reason you got fired from job, it still doesnt make sence.

>>18232554
why do you keep saying fired when I tell you I was a considered a walk out

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>>18232556
wat

>>18232556
Ok my bad, it was your choice to end the job.

But what do you want to help with?

a resume needs a career objective, I don't have a career objective and it has only been restaurants asking for a resume when I said I'd never work at one again. Every other place says apply online and I get nothing but ads in my email

>>18232563
my grandad is so vague when he says find a counselor, what should I be looking for exactly?

how do I find a second relationship acceptable after never getting closure on the first? I moved away from my hug partner and now it doesn't feel right to think of loving someone else

when i had a job i kept calling my mom when i felt uncomfortable, how do i get autism money or something? how do i get diagnosed at this age? my food stamps will only last three months

>>18232572
I guess your family thinks you are damaged in some way in your head. By judging your ability to express yourself here i have to say i agree with them.

By counselor i guess somebody who will listen to your problems and maybe give a new direction for your life?

Nah /adv/ can do the same for free. Start by small steps:
Get a new job and try to
>not walk out from it.

>>18232582
>autism money
Lol. We call that welfare and you start by going to your normal doctor and he will point you to the specialists.

>>18232576
>relationship
You are in no pisition to start complicating your life by girls. Get a job and some therapist / psychologist to talk to.

If you need a job that bad just find a restaurant somewhere they're always needing people

>>18232590
you aren't any better at composing a stance, what makes you think I like girls faggot?

>>18232576
>never getting closure on the first

What you need closure on is your childhood. It is not normal to be hung up on a relationship you had as a child when you are grown man.

As the other anon said, you have way bigger issues to tackle before getting lucky.

>>18232540
just act like a bad boy because only the bad boys were getting sex in my job.

>>18232597
ha ha since i said i'd never work at a restaurant again that's pretty funny

>>18232603
>>18232604

I want someone to sleep with in bed at night, how about that

>>18232598
I am sorry for assuming your gender or sexual orientation. I am still not used to the whole lgbt.

>>18232604
As if a 27 year old that lives at home and don't control his own economy can moonlight as a bad boy.

>>18232598
>my gf
>hope of seeing her
>gf
>her

Geee I wonder why he assumed anything.

Maybe you should spend some time outside.

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>>18232604
that was my issue. at the time I was drinking beer and taking acid with my friend, I got that job and was smoking weed and everybody knew it and the girls tried to get me in the bathroom but I was totally oblivious to sex at that time, when it hit me i got so nervous i left and then my friend started treating me like he would kill me and i moved. sorry I just post this shit for no reason i guess i get tired of always posting things i do like

>>18232606
well act like a bad boy and have money. women only use bad boys for fun but later dump them for beta providers for their resources. If you can be both at the same time then she will stick to you like glue.

>>18232617
I walk around the neighborhood but it is all old people and kids, you don't want me walking around when kids are out there

>>18232615
yeah the first person who would hug and lay with me in the grass was a girl, I'm fucking sorry for liking both. the first person i tongue kissed was a guy at school for like a week

>>18232590
what kind of doctor is a normal doctor? I haven't been to a hospital since I had my adenoids out at seven

>>18232678
That depends on where you live. In my country (eu poorfag) we all have medical insurance and are registered to practical doctor with whom we consult everything and once you have something special, he sends you to hospital / expert.

Have you like tried asking your parents/family for help? They should help you.

>>18232590
>You are in no pisition to start complicating your life
this is a huge thing too, people acted like sex was okay and normal when all my life I thought it was something that was wrong and would never happen to me. I just want to get caught up but I feel too late

>>18232743
???
Is this thread for autist people only?
Wtf?

>>18232761
no I'm the op, i probably have autism I don't know. maybe i was just very gullible?

>>18232767
Whatever you tried to say, the information was lost. Maybe because you simply suck at english.

:-)

>>18232781
that's not possible.