so I told a girl I'm seeing that I'm not a virgin(well

Whelp, too late for that

being 18 and a virgin is not a big deal, especially for low esteem/shy guys

stop being a fucking liar because that shit is stupid

but maybe maintain this one lie since you've already told it

enjoy ruining your life with lies btw m8
that shit is dissocial and self-destructive

Just keep lying, make sure you google how to find the hole before you do it.

>>18216587
Always lie your first time

Always

>>18216600
>find the hole

what
you mean from behind?

>>18216606
No, the pussy hole. Its lower than you think it is. Just google it.

>>18216607
i'm not OP

I have trouble finding it from behind because of the angle, but I can't conceive of how it could be hard to find from the front

that's a pretty good idea though. might google how to find it from behind

>>18216607
lmao, I poked the chicks asshole my first time becauze she was anorexic skinny

Protip: put her hand on your dick and she'll put the tip in herself

>>18216610
>because she was anorexic skinny

nah just because you aren't experienced

I don't know why they make such a big deal out of it. the two are very close.

>>18216599
Ok, I Think ill tell her today, I'm seeing her in a few hours

Thanks

>>18216658
Lol dude dont fucking blow this. Just keep lying and get laid.

Heres some inspo
https://youtu.be/mVw90Ldj1do

>>18216632
I have always had the chick put my dick in her instead of blindly poking. I think I've done it myself maybe twice.

>>18216658
if she likes you a lot it will maybe just be cute to her

try to play it off really well and present it like a good lawyer who also uses emotions to sway the jury.

>I just thought
incorrectly I might add
>that being a virgin at 18 was a big deal
right here you suggest it might not be
>I just like you a lot
least self-conscious way of phrasing it
>and wanted to make you happy
vague can be helpful sometimes


truth bending is better than lying OP
it's the sophisticated man's artifice
>strokes pointy beard

>>18216672
Once you learn your way around you wont be 'blindly poking', young one.

>>18216689
My dick is long and leans to the left my dude, I'm going to keep letting chicks stick it in.

>>18216587
Learn how to make women have orgasms by memorizing the anatomy of the vagina. Once you give her an orgasm, explain that you lied because you did not want her to think you were bad at sex.

>>18216587
>Caring that you're an 18 year old virgin

It's only slightly "weird" when you're 20.

Just the fact that you're speaking with a girl is everything my friend.

t. 21 year old virgin

>>18216866
Or just never say anything

the kid is 18, this isn't a lasting relationship

When I lost my virginity the chick cried and asked if I was playing her for sex afterwards. Sex isn't hard.

>>18216587
>I told a girl I'm seeing that I'm not a virgin
>I don't really want to loose her trust
Have sex with someone else before you have sex with her?