>grandma is dying >wants me to bury her with $5,000 cash

"Yeah we'll do that grandma"
Proceed to use the fucking cash on her own funeral. DO NOT pocket it.

>>18213639
Tell her you will bury her when you get the cash. It just might be a few years.
She should've thought of that before and had some money sat aside.

>>18213639
>Say you'll do it
>Don't
wow, that was fucking hard.

>>18213639
She's going to need it in the afterlife sonny. You don't want your poor Grandma to be the only one on heaven welfare do you?

>>18213639
Daily reminder that after death you observe reality in the same way as before birth. Aka you dont.

>>18213639
John, a rich man, dies and after the funeral a priest a doctor and a lawyer are talking. The priest says I have a confession to make John gave me 50,000 dollars and told me to put it in his casket but instead I gave the money to the poor. The doctor says John also gave me 50,000 to put in his casket but I donated it to charity to help the sick. The lawyer says I can't believe either of you would do such a thing, John gave me 50,000 to put in his casket as well and as a man of my word I placed the check in his casket before the burial.

>>18213995
That's an excellent joke, but also a viable solution.

>>18213639
>Bury her with the money
>Wait a few day
>Rob the grave
>???
>profit

>>18213995
Brilliant

>>18214045
OP said granny wanted cash though.

>>18214141
So make the check out to cash.

>>18214148
Then graverobbers will be able to cash it.

>>18214418
Read the whole thread retard.

>>18214418
Checks expire just like grandmas.