>lonely as fuck >try tinder in the poor hopes that I'll

>>18212324
Cool story bro.

You have several options considering your new "bf":
Keep doing what you are doing and feel like shit.

Tell him truth and that you are lonely not so gay guy. With a bit of luck you can make a deal or even be friends. Remember even nohomo friends can have mutual fap or more.

Or just turn gay in time.

As with your 0 friends count, try befriending people at your work. Also there are sites online for that. Heck even online multiplayer games will do. The key to have stable friends is to have common regular activity you can do together.

And with the no gf problem, you have to post more details. Also try other sites than tinder. But there can be so many problens with you, that you have to write more to improve your dating game.

>>18212336
>or just turn gay in time
Is this actually an option? Can you turn gay? Because if I just start to enjoy it anyways I don't see a downside to it then

>>18212339
I like it how you picked up the easiest and most pathetic choice. With this attitude you will do very good in your life.

I highly doubt you can condition your brain to start liking manly bodies. Althou stories on /d/ about people going from shemales fucking dudes to full blown gay porn are real.

Seriously dude, on next "date" do him first and then have conversation. You will see yourself how soothing is to tell your troubles to other people.

>>18212324
>>eventually turn on both genders
HAHAH I always wonder if ppl like you are serious.

I mean nigger, you either gay or not, stop "Experimenting". Fucking a dude wont make you less loneley.

>>18212324
Could just tell him you're not really into him romantically or sexually, but you want to keep hanging out. Or that you were just curious and now realize you're exclusively into women.

>>18212324
>>mfw I'm not even gay
You are now.

>>18212324
>in a sexual relationship with another man
>not gay
Hmmmmm... really makes you think

>>18212608
>>18212615
We call it prison gay

>>18212632
Nerdgay.

It's why traps are all the rage in 4chan (and other beta sites).

>>18212324
>try tinder in the poor hopes that I'll find a qt girl to hang out with

You should've aimed low but not so low that you ended with a man.

>>18212608

don't be so judgy, I'm straight as fuck, 100% hetro, but let men suck my dick from time to time to blow a load.

>>18212700
I'm sure the Yaoi or lgbt board will suit you just fine.

>>18212710

not really. again, don't be so judgy.

nobody's asking you to be okay with a dude blowing you, but to imply for a minute that letting one blow me is anything but okay is just being a dick.

>>18212734
You've literally come here to ask for our judgement, anon. With the given information you've provided, you've revealed that you're a homosexual. Subsequently, you should be happier on those homosexual boards. This is not a difficult concept.

>>18212324
Well you can't be that fucking ugly if a faggot is willing to blow you. Try something else, going to a club, okcupid, whatever.

>>18212755
Are you kidding? Faggots have WAY lower standards than anyone.

>>18212700
You need to stop judging me, because I'm not judging you. I'm just saying you are gay now. Try to enjoy it and all the perks that come along with it. You get bitchin parades, you get to dress better, get your dick sucked by someone that knows what having their dick sucked feels like. It's all great. Congrats on becoming gay.

>>18212324
i'll redpill u faggot, being a gay is a psychological disorder. ironically, all humans are potential homosexual and heterosexual.

so what u have did moron, is basically ur natural instinct stimulate u, to not losing something u as a degenerate needs.

and for the fuck sake, if u wanna someone to play fucking games with i'm here u ass-hole, and i'll not asking for seeing me while fapping :)

>>18212694
>no swipes
He had nowhere else to aim toward.

On one hand he should've exhausted other options first but on the other if he comes out of the closet about his straightness he might be able to keep his gay lover as a friend, a fat girl would've been a shitty friend.

>>18212856
>than anyone
You make it sound like it's not just gays and girls who go after guys. If you're talking about standards in general then plenty of straight guys would fuck a girl on the same level of attractiveness as OP. I can accurately say this by only knowing that OP attracted 6 gay dudes, even if he only attracted one my statement holds.

A guy more attractive than OP would fuck a guy/girl as attractive as OP.
No girl (on Tinder at least) less attractive than, as attractive as or more attractive than OP would fuck OP according to his results.

It's not gays that aren't picky bitches, it's men in general.

>>18213087
>nowhere to aim

I'm trying to wrap my head around the fact that to get a friend who play videogames with him, he gives them footjobs.

>>18213149
There's no buddy meet up websites after all. Also this is a guy who has had no friends after middle school, beggars can't be choosers.

>>18213860
He could try and make friends on Grindr

>>18213912
Ur a cheeky kunt m8

>>18212324
>being so desperate that you have sex with a man
You're a faggot, I highly suggest breaking it off completely and going on no contact.

How do you get literally zero matches? I'm a 5'9'' spooky skeleton with slightly below average face and I get like 10 matches a week, although 8/10 are fatties

>>18213998
>going on no contact.
Why though? OP has no one else.