To get a titfuck is my ultimate fantasy. I'm marrying a

are u sane, bro?

˃˃18209081
Sucks bro

>>18209081
News Flash: Your ultimate fantasy is the most underwhelming sexual act outside of an unenthusiastic, dry hand job.

>>18209087
>>18209087
Why isn't my replay blue!?

>>18209081
I'm an ass man, bro, so a flat girl who's otherwise wife material and has a great ass would not bother me. But your girl is supposedly skinny in general, so maybe her personality is good. Otherwise, why bother marrying her? Hire an escort? How about wife an escort.

>>18209083
˃˃18209081

Notice the difference buddy
>>18209091

A titfuck is an awkward and uncomfortable position, and you feel close to nothing. Its attractive as an idea and an image, but in practice its barely more than a little dick massage that will never get you off in a million years.

Just drop it bro, fantasy and real life are two very different things.

>>18209127
It can be nice if her tits are big enough and you do it right.

>>18209207

Will never feel as good as grinding between two buttcheeks no matter how big she is.

>>18209081
>I'm marrying a flat girl soon
>should I hire an escort

I'm sure this marriage is gonna be super solid.

>>18209207
It's still disappointing. Titty fucking is a product of porn, because it's a visual experience. I'm not going to claim I haven't cum from one, but it was a giant let down. I thought it was going to be amazing, and it turned out to be meh. I have literally cum harder fucking a girl's armpit.

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>>18209236
Still better than nothing, if she's on her period.

>>18209247

There are several alternatives I'd consider waaaay before this one that are much more pleasing anon

>>18209247
Yes. It's better than nothing. Me jerking off alone in the dark is better than nothing. That doesn't make it good.

you clearly need some lessons in jerking off, it's superior to sex in a lot of aspects

>>18209278
The only way it's superior to sex is that you can do it by yourself. That's it.

>>18209081
seriously its not as awesome as you think, its just awkward when doing it for real with a girl.

If you're not better at handling your own dick than a girl you're very bad at jacking off

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>>18209094
>But your girl is supposedly skinny in general, so maybe her personality is good.
Pretty much my issue. The women whose personalities I like end up having no figure, but I'd rather be with someone who I can actually live with than someone who looks amazing.

>>18209081
You're a dumbass if you're thinking of cheating on your fucking fiance just to fulfill some stupid fantasy. Do her a favor and leave her, she probably doesn't deserve a piece of shit like you.