Long story short, I'm a dude who hasn't gotten laid

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2017-04-09 03:01:28 Post No. 18204072
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Anonymous 2017-04-09 03:01:28 Post No. 18204072 [Report]

Long story short, I'm a dude who hasn't gotten laid in about 6 months. Been very busy with college and work, felt shitty after last breakup, started following the election too much, got way too into games, etc. I've been jerking off too long. Lately I've been feeling so horny I know my head is gonna fucking burst if I don't get some ass. Any ass.

Met some ugly ass girl on Tinder. I'm just being honest, the girl is not good looking. Very skinnyfat, nerdy looking, straight up hideous face with a pointy nose, lame fashion sense, acts like she hasn't had a guy flirt with her in months. I'd rate her a solid 3, 4 if I'm feeling generous and 5 if I was absolutely wasted.

I'm just being real. I need to fuck anybody at all, I don't mind if she's a practice chick. Any sage words for pump and dumping an ugly ass girl you just want to use for a while? I don't mind fucking her for a while, and she's obviously ready to go and thinks I'm above her league. I just don't want to make her feel too bad when I inevitably dump her for a nicer looking chick. Also tips on sex positions where I can completely ignore her face?

Anonymous 2017-04-09 03:05:07 Post No.18204077
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Anonymous 2017-04-09 03:05:07 Post No.18204077 [Report]

Dude, if it's that bad you might wanna see a doctor. Seriously, that sounds unhealthy >.>

Anonymous 2017-04-09 03:06:30 Post No.18204083
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Anonymous 2017-04-09 03:06:30 Post No.18204083 [Report]

>>18204077
>that bad

I just want to have sex. I'm a young man. How is this unhealthy?

Almost every guy has fucked some girls he's not proud of. It's just a fact.

Sage 2017-04-09 03:25:49 Post No.18204123
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Sage 2017-04-09 03:25:49 Post No.18204123 [Report]

>>18204072
Cool story OP. I'm one of those 25 year olds who hasn't seen action even once. If I was you I wouldn't sleep with a girl I didn't want to. Granted I will never get laid with a woman I'm attracted to, I would rather die unfucked than be with someone on the basis of settling (because I would know they are just settling for me as well). Keep your standards up, and keep looking.

Anonymous 2017-04-09 03:48:15 Post No.18204156
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Anonymous 2017-04-09 03:48:15 Post No.18204156 [Report]

>>18204123
yeah no I'd rather just fuck this girl from behind so that at least when i'm meeting a girl I actually want to date I'm not completely obsessed with pussy like I am right now.

Anonymous 2017-04-09 08:41:29 Post No.18204677
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Anonymous 2017-04-09 08:41:29 Post No.18204677 [Report]

>>18204072
is she a braceface?

Anonymous 2017-04-09 09:28:04 Post No.18204771
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Anonymous 2017-04-09 09:28:04 Post No.18204771 [Report]

>college
there's literally a slut in a 20 feet radius around you 24/7. It takes a week of talking and you're good. Step it up bro you're better than this

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