The morning after spending a night with a guy I was on his bed

>>18198771
He was just being polite. He was actually thinking Jesus fuck how drunk/was I when I decided it would be a good idea to smash this whale

>>18198775
He wasn't drunk thank god

Like 95% of all women you have incredibly low self esteem and I doubt you are as fat as you think you are. Even if your assessment is correct, he could have just pretended he was asleep while you were getting ready to leave and been thinking to himself, "jesus, can she get dressed any slower? She needs to fucking leave already so I can get up!" But he didn't.

He paid you a very nice compliment that he in no way had to make and had a very easy opportunity not to. The fact that you caught him staring, means that he finds you very attractive despite whatever feelings you have about yourself. You should feel lucky and happy such a good looking guy is really into you.

>>18198860
According to everyone he's way too good looking for me

In the media/society/internet this is meant to be an impossibility, I'm meant to be just human trash, a waste of space.

I'm so confused.

Naked girls are hot even if I don't find them super attractive. Especially girls I just fucked all last night
Can be truth can be partly "I want to have you come back so I can fuck you again."

>>18199012
You've never heard of a chubby chaser?

Some guys find fat women attractive, even though you hate your body to him it's perfect.

>>18198785
High, probably higher than a georgia pine

>>18199012
>believing the internet is real

Your real problem is how stupid you are.

>>18198771
Let's see a body pic of you and then let us anons decide why this guy had sex with you. Also. How about some storytime of the events leading up to this evening?

>>18199020
This.

Very attractive and fit demigod thought I was hot and chased me for months when I was bordering obese. Lost interest when I dropped the weight.
My petite and super cute best friend wanted him badly and he never gave a shit about her.
Still no clue why, but felt pretty good.

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Can you post pic of your body? So we can judge this gentleman's real intentions.

>>18199143
Nice.

>>18199143
How do I get to suck on tits like those?

>>18199151
Kill yourself and hope the Hindus are right

>>18199143
Do you have the sauce? For purely scientific purposes, of course.

>>18199143
This is what I expect the goddess of fertility to look like.

>>18199190
Low C tits propped up by a top, and curves that are only noticeable because she's cocking a hip? If she was standing straight and didn't have that top, she'd be a lot less impressing.

>>18199143
I don't have enough n's for this one.

Hnnnnnnnnmnnnnnnn

>>18198771

My boyfriend is absolutely 10/10. Super tall, super handsome and I'm pretty sure most women would fall over themselves to fuck him.

I consider myself to be an unattractive, 4/10 girl. He seems to absolutely adore me.

I can't explain this. Maybe I'm more attractive than I perceive myself to be, but what matters is that he wants me.

So be confident. You're probably amazing and you should be confident regardless of the guy who wants to fuck you.

>>18199206
So do women get turned on when they shake your hand?

>>18198771
good job, troll. Good job

>>18198771
Men are not like Women.

Women only see the most attractive men as worthy of ogling.

Men ogle any woman average or better. I can be aroused by women I consider ugly if I see one set of lines in their form I like.

>>18199210

I don't think you meant to quote me but your question doesn't make sense.

>>18199214
This is unfortunately true.

>>18199217
This made is so much more hilarious.

>>18198771
Fatties are a trend now a days, idk guess because thicc ass

>>18199214
Are you even a guy? Most men with dignity ignores anything below 6/10, given that they're above 6-7 themselves.

>>18199228
Fucking reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Thicc is not the same as fat, stop justifying your lack of discipline.

>>18199143
Shut the fuck up you guys and tell me how I can get a gf like this.

>>18199247
Find a girl who looks like this, ask her out and date her.

No seriously, what the fuck do you expect to hear? You want a fucking ritual or a secret code? You just find your type of girl and ask her out.

>>18198771
>>18199143
Yeah, post pic, OP. You're probably a 7/10 without realising it. Probably just chubb if anything.

>>18199266
So I don't have to make a certain amount of $$$ and bench 355lbs? No seriously, where do I find someone like her?

>>18199266
Give secret code you closet slut

>>18199266
Yeah, give the fucking code already.

>>18199266
Don't tell them about the secret code.
Shush

>>18199281
No, because there are plenty of hot girls who are as poor and boring as you.

>>18199266
There is a code?!

>>18199281
Yes, you have to make equal to or more than $124,319, and you need to be able to bench press at least 371 pounds. Until you've reached those exact metrics, hot girls won't even look at you, but as soon as you do they can all sense it.

>>18199281
>where do I find someone like her
Out and about in the world. Try getting out of your bedroom. Go to concerts and gyms and stuff, you'll start meeting attractive women.

I still think this type of stuff about my husband and we've been together for 6 years.

Men look at women differently than women look at women. Accept it, take the compliment, and learn to deal with the fact perception is different between genders.

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>>18199306
I tried that and they all look like this

>>18199311
Try harder. Or get out of Kentucky, fuckface.

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>>18199294
I make $90k.....but I'm poor compared to family and friends.......

>>18199303
>371 pounds
So so close. ree

>>18199306
I'm trying clubs but there are only brainlet sluts there. Literally. I might try some high-end parties, but you need a name or at least mid-six figures to make it in.

>>18199143
How do I find breasts like that? I want to suck on them so fucking bad. gibs

>>18199321
Why do you assume that girl is anything other than a brainless slut? We have one picture of her, that's it.

>>18199247
>>18199331
I'm buying a used Porsche, just for questions like these. I hope they bite.

>>18199339
Not him, but did you not see those joooocey titties? Good genes, higher likelihood of being smart.

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>>18199350
Some of the most beautiful women on earth are brainless sluts. Hell, best body I can think of, Lindsey Pelas (pic related, everything below her neck is natural, no surgery) is as much of a dumb instagram whore as you can get.

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>>18199339
It's mostly my dick talking at this point. It's different in real life.

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all you damn insecure bitches need to understand that your insecurities are uglier to your men than any actual features of your bodies or personalities. If you can't love YOURSELVES, us guys feel like you mustn't be able to love us either.

>>18199362
>>18199371
come on fucking stop it you guys

I'm studying for an exam.

Jesus Christ.

>>18199371
>It's different in real life.
You must think that she is mentally disabled or something.

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>>18199371
>It's different in real life.
kek

>>18199371
I would eat that ass for days.

FOR DAYS

>>18199371
>*blocks your relationship*

>>18199391
Audible kek.

>>18199391
Top fucking kek

>>18199371
>This is haram according to some people

Just be yourself.

>>18198771

Was it from tinder?

Sweet talk. keep you in the loop. think about it. he slept with you, but isn't dating you.

keep that in mind.

>>18199266
Sooooooo

What's the ritual?

>>18198771
So for the case this is not bait do yourself a favor and spend 1 day on /fit/.

>HIGH TEST
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>>18199371
So I can just find bunnies like this, scattered around the beach?

>>18199266
Please, anon. I need this ritual and/or code

>>18198771
Life tip for all people, but especially girls/women: constant self-depreciation is not endearing as a personality trait. On the contrary, it's fucking obnoxious. Stop.

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>>18199454
Okay, you're going to need the following supplies:

1 goat, male, at least 50lbs, preferably domestic.
1 cannister of salt, table salt works fine for this.
5 red candles
1 good, sharp knife.
1 bottle of woman's perfume
1 soft item of woman's clothing
1 recording of a happy, attractive woman's voice or laughter
1 picture of the type of woman you're trying to get
1 pacific cod fillet
1 silver cup or bucket

Okay, here's what you need to do.

First you prepare your ritual space: find a flat, clean space away from any distracting noises, sights, and smells. Sweep the area well to thoroughly clean the ground or floor. Take a shower to cleanse your body and wash away any energies clinging to you. To set up your ritual circle, you're going to want to use some kind of measurement tool like a geometric compass to make a 5 pointed star, get all the angles correct, mark it out with chalk, with the star aligned so that one of the points faces north. At each point of the star, make a small circle with the chalk, 6 inches wide. Now pour the salt all along the circle and along the lines of the star, but DO NOT TOTALLY FILL IN ANY OF THE CIRCLES YET, including the smaller circles at the point of the star, leave an inch or two of the circle open, you aren't read to close it yet. Draw another much larger circle around the ritual circle, with at least 5" extra space between the smaller and larger circles. Do not apply salt to the larger circle.

Place the following items in the circles at the point of the star, and close each of the small circles with the salt as soon as you add the object: in the northern point, place the picture of the woman, to represent the sight of what you want. Now moving clockwise along the circle, placing the soft item of clothing for touch, the perfume for smell, the recording of the voice for sound, and the cod fillet for taste.

>>18199454
>>18199546
Now, if you are ready to begin, strip naked and slit the goat's throat and collect its blood in the silver vessel. Step into the larger of your two ritual circles, and from the inside, walk around the circle clockwise, slowly pouring out the goat's blood to mark out the circle. Pour evenly and with restraint, because you need to make sure you get a fairly even coverage throughout the entire circle's perimeter. As soon as the circle is complete, do not step outside the blood circle or you will void the ritual and have to start again. Put down the silver vessel, and step into the salt circle, closing it with some more salt as soon as you are inside.

Now you must begin to chant the following:

Mihi opus est ad aliquam sexus
Mihi opus est ad aliquam sexus
Et Magia supellectilem meam ut aliquis asinus
Benedicat mihi Iebus et quidam asinus praesepe

As you chant, start to isolate the thoughts of the kind of woman you want in your mind. Think about her in terms of your senses, what she looks like, what she'll feel like, what she'll smell like, etc. Repeat the verse as many times as needed while you isolate your thoughts. When you have a complete mental image of her, finish your current rendition of the verse, and begin chanting the next lines:


Virum ad me in Tela
quod si talia ad cantandum
Et primum aliquam asinum

Quod talis sit

Virum ad me in Tela
quod si talia ad cantandum
Et primum aliquam asinum

Quod talis sit

Scream out with increasing in volume:

FABULAM DOCEO PER NATURALE EIUS DEBENT
FABULAM DOCEO DICAPRIUS ASINIUM VINCUNT
MAMMAE QUIDEM FABULAM DOCEO
CLAMO AD TE, ET OBSERVAVIT TRICAE
FEMINA DOMINUS CONVELLO QUOD CULUS

FABULAM DOCEO PER NATURALE EIUS DEBENT
FABULAM DOCEO DICAPRIUS ASINIUM VINCUNT
MAMMAE QUIDEM FABULAM DOCEO
CLAMO AD TE, ET OBSERVAVIT TRICAE
FEMINA DOMINUS CONVELLO QUOD CULUS

Begin masturbating to the thought of your girl, and jizz on the picture of her.

The ritual is now complete.

>>18199454
>>18199546
>>18199551
Symptoms from ritual may include: quickly finding true and satisfying love, loss of soul, itching, sneezing, coughing, cramps, diarrhea, spontaneous explosive ejaculation, loss of appetite, mood swings, satisfying sex, motor vehicle repulsion, twitchy fingers, diminished vision, and anal tearing.

>>18199546
>>18199551
>>18199561
Holy shit

>>18199546
>>18199551
>>18199561
ok


Can I have the code instead?

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>>18199546
>>18199551
>>18199561
There are alternatives.

>>18199546
>>18199551
>>18199561
dude

>>18199566
Sure, if you want.

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>>18198771
Who cares if he was lying, really? You bagged a hottie, be glad.

>>18199546
>>18199551
Dude

>>18199546
>>18199551
Jesus christ, this gets funnier the more shit you notice.

>>18199588
B-but what do I do with the code? Do I just insert it in a female?

>>18199673
>wants the ritual
>won't use it
>wants the code
>doesn't know anything about cryptography
DID YOU THINK THIS WOULD BE EASY ANON?

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>>18199673
>>18199683
Why are you talking to yourself.

>>18199391
Very very nice, anon.

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>>18199690
No.

>>18199546
>>18199551
Jesus fucking christ dude.

I might actually try this. Don't think anything's gonna happen, but I kinda want to check.

>>18198771
Pity fucks with someone you don't know are rare. He might be Captain Ahab or horny or a sperg who couldn't get a better looking girl.

damn op u need to believe in yourself. he banged you so he must not think youre that gross. Being drunk lowers your standards a little bit but you still have em

>>18199143
Can I sip on those tits please.

>>18199206
Jesus, could you whine some more? Do you really need attention that badly? If anything, he'd leave you for being a compliment fishing downer.

>>18201441

Wew lad, chill out. I'm not a compliment fisher at all. I was explaining to OP that often your perception of yourself is much more critical than that of anybody else.

You need to stop being so salty, anon.

>>18199371
>>18199143
>just do nofap, they said
>it will go fine, they said
>easy

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>>18201464
If you have time to shitpost on 4chan, you are doing nofap wrong. You are supposted to fill your free time with various activities to improve your life quality.

Books, sport, dating qties, arts do whatever but surf porn threads on 4 chan!

:-D

>>18198771

This is why people say if you can't love yourself, you can't be loved by someone else

Because self loathing retards are such a fucking handfull and high maintenance with their insecurities and constant need for reassurance that it eventually becomes tiresome, and your little self fulfilling prophecy comes true and you get dumped by someone that doesn't need to be told she's pretty and not fate every goddamn day

Holy shit fuck you, get a hold of yourself

>>18201474
I don't know how to feel about this.

Do you have more of her?

>>18201502
Seems like nofap is not working.
>>>/d/egenerate

derailed thread 11/10

>>18199232
Nah it's true. When I'm at a beach or lake in the summer I ogle at pretty much anything 4/10 or higher and fenuinly enjoy it. Looking at a set of firm tits or wide hips or juicy ass, or firm legs or whatever she has to offer on a 5/10 makes me horny.