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Guys am i retarded?
>buying stuff at small ethnic store
>Kind of crowded
>Prepare for the buy
>Take out one earbud in order to understand the cashier
>Clump of earwax on it, like half a pinky nail
Ohfuckwatdo+qstmark
I have no paper, the store is small and i cant put it back in my ear since it would just go everywhere
>Straight up just ate it, had to think fast
Damnimgood.nuke
>Notice security camera starring right at me
Shhheeiit.noplz
>Contemplating if anyone will ever see it for a couple of seconds
>Cutie who goes to my school emerges from secret Palestinian Narnia door
"By Muhammads beard, nein por favor"
Guys could she have seen me eating my earwax? I kinda like her so... Is there any chance anyone will ever see that footage
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are you high?
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>>18198700
No. But what do you think about the earwax eating? I mean it's the sane thing to do right? I couldn't have done anything else
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>>18198715
It's fucken gross that you had that much earwax in the first place, clean your ears ffs.
You should have wedged it back in with the bud, if you did it properly it wouldn't have gone everywhere.
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Sounds legit.
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>>18198681
Why is the girl in your story a muslim german that speaks spanish?
2/10
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>>18198681
Obvious troll.
If not: Are you 14 or something? Also clean your ears, you disgusting swine. Trust me, that girl would be turned off a lot more by your body hygiene than your obvious retardation.
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>>18198726
Well they are usually clean, which is why this came as a shock. Don't wear them when my ears are loaded with honey
>>18198748
I live in Spain
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