>live in literal middle of nowhere >around 2000 people

Military isn't as bad as you think, honestly. If you want to get out of your bumfuck town and make a tiny bit of money, go for it. It's kind of shitty for a lot of the time, but you'll probably never get truly wounded, you get a 'decent' amount of money, and it's not honestly that long of an obligation.

Then, once you get out, there are incentives and perks that will help you pursue whatever you decided on in the service.

>>18192411
Yea, just join the reserves or chair force so you don't get blown up, and you won't be surrounded by retards - marines, homosexuals - navy, and black guys - army

>>18192393
Or if you have some hobby you are super passionate about look for jobs in that area,

>>18192393
Remember than blaming others for your own failures will never get you anywhere in life.

With your current attitude you will just blame army for your fucked life few years in the future.

>>18192393
Why didn't you learn how to drive? If you live in the middle of nowhere then driving must be necessary for nearly everything.
Just join the military. Good news is that you already are halfway to completing boot camp. First they try to break you down to nothing and then build you into a soldier. But since you are already a nothing you have a headstart.