>be me >mid 20s >overweight >moving to U.S >never

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>be me
>mid 20s
>overweight
>moving to U.S
>never been there
>nervous because I have family that I have never met there
>tired once I land
>bad service, my pet was being an asshole
>tired and nervous but excited to official step foot in California
>excitement shattered once a scrawny looking dude walks up to me like a crippled tard
>"Yo wassup mang?"
>he reeks of weed and beer
>tells me that I'm his cousin
>fuck me...
>force a smile
>"Hello, my name is Jack"
>stuff my belongings into the truck of his car
>drives me to his apartment
>see a homeless dudes circle-jerking behind a dumpster and I meet an asian tranny
>already regret coming here
>I ask him "What is this place?"
>cousins response is drowned out by the pops and bangs of his car
>"What did you say?"
>he turns to me with a grin
>"It's the...
>*BANG*
>"What did you say?"
>"It's the nutshack..."
>mfw I contemplate my life
>mfw I moved to a place called 'The Nutshack'

Guys! Give me some advise!!!