is there a way to get off (only every once in a while) that has

>>18168221
You're a major contender for “most pathetic /adv post — 2017“ best of luck to you.

>>18168224


look where we are m8, are you actually retarded?

use your imagination

>>18168230
And this is still the most omega post on the board at the moment. You should feel proud.

>>18168221
The healthiest thing to jerk it too would be imagining protesting for women's rights while dressing like a woman to show your support for their struggle.

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>how can I enjoy myself alone in privacy
>without offending feminists?

>>18168221
I don't know wht the hell you are asking OP. But this may be the answer you're looking for. Vanilla sex between a man and a woman, no fetish, no frills, no flipped roles. When you cum imagine yourself as the guy inside her. Healthy and satisfying.

no. nothing we expect you to do will ever be done well enough and nothing you want to do will ever be done acceptably. don't fucking complain either. this is what you deserve. it's all your own doing. and it's been a long time coming.

>t. feminist

>>18168395
I think he means that looking at porn causes him to resent women and assume they're all worthless sluts. Which is partially true, but frequently viewing pornography brings those thoughts to the forefront of the mind.

>>18168406

sooo... porn that is shot with women as the intended demograph.

I'm ok with this

>>18168347

I do pride myself on being omega. I don't do it to their faces cause I'd rather not get my teeth kicked in but I laugh at alphas who need their betas, and betas who need their alphas.

But I shouldn't be laughing, the world needs betas and alpha. Omegas are the only truly disposables

>>18168221
Read/Listen to Arthur Schopenhauer while jacking off.

Trust me.

>>18168580

interesting. he looks like the Disregard Females guy, whoever that is (probably someone renowned and I just don't know history)

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>>18168593
He has an entire chapter in "Studies in Pessimism" talking about women.

>>18168572
This is actually a genius idea. Start making porn about "powerful women" who are in some sort of position with authority or maybe start shilling the young cougar idea; older women going after 18 year old boys instead. All you have to do is flood the free porn sites with it.
Situational porn always makes me laugh. Say we make a joke about Target, call it "Bull's-eye". Thick ass manager chick grabs a guy from electronics into a storage room for a quick lick and fuck and tells him if he isn't quiet, he's fired.