Anyone ever been to a brothel? Im thinking about it but I keep

Yeh, a few times. What do you want to know?

Which country?

Got an Antibiotic resistant uti from one, can't recommend. This was with protection.

>>18164959
Tell me about your first time? Are the women ever good or do they look used?
>>18164964
UK

>>18164970
Not the same guy but not are 5-6/10 but it definitely depends on where you gom

>>18164968
Also op its not worth it. Its empty as fuck and is a waste of money for what you get. I would recommend just wanking to some HD Porn.

>>18164978
>>18164974

Who did you fuck? What types did you pick out? Do they let you record it if you pay extra?

>>18164970
>Tell me about your first time? Are the women ever good or do they look used?
Well my first time was in a back street brothel in Mexico, total cost was about €20, so as you can probably imagine it wasn't exactly the stuff of wet dreams.

I live in Spain now, some of the women are pretty hot but you pay a lot for the really nice ones. €100+ per hour. My first time here in Spain was pretty awesome, I got a really enthusiastic girl with a fantastic pair of tits, I couldn't really speak Spanish at that point but I still had fun with her.

I recommend doing it at least once to try it, but find a good looking one on a website with reviews.

>>18164978
>I would recommend just wanking to some HD Porn.
Are you really that averse to human contact? I mean you're not going to meet your future wife in a brothel but that doesn't mean you can't have a bit of fun

>>18164981
A milf age 45 and an Asian age 25.

I never asked. Its seriously not worth it. My first experience was meh and second was disgusting. Its seriously not worth it.

>>18164986
Tell me about the milf? Why meh did you cum early?

I've been a few times. Really not worth it and you will realise this about 2 seconds after you cum.

>>18164989
But you keep going back

>>18164988
Milf was gross. That's how I got the uti.
Asian was meh because it was just empty as fuck. Maybe you get what you pay for idk, but still even 100€+ for a better experience wouldn't be worth it either because you cum and you're like fuck I just paid 100€ to cum, when I can do it at home for free. Maybe I'm just too frugal or they arent my thing.

>>18164990
Pretty much. Its addictive, even though it sucks. Its A quick fix, and I want to stop going.

The first time was with an Asian milf. She was probably 40 or so and really gross. I was so nervous. Ended up doing anal and cumming on her face. Felt so dirty after.

Since then I went to different places trying different girls, but honestly I think it was a waste of time and money, I was just horny. The sex was boring in almost every encounter.

The only times that I really enjoyed myself was when I paid extra for a hot 18 year old blonde. She was hot as hell, exactly what I like. Maybe I had so much fun cos she thought I was cute too - told me I shouldn't be paying her.

Another when the girl massaging me let me touch her and I made her cum twice. She invited me back on the weekend.

Still don't recommend getting into it. Lol

>>18164942
Got a handjob at a massage parlour. Not exactly a brothel but I paid $100 for it so I guess it counts.

>>18165070
How did you get it? Was it a brothel or not?

>>18165076
Friend told me he'd gone to this parlour and he asked for a booking with the owner, some older woman. After the massage he asked he if she took "tips" and this was apparently code for getting a happy ending.
Another friend went and did it all but got nothing. She said she didn't take tips.
I went did it and when I asked she said how much, I had nfi how it works so I said $100. She gave me handjob and took her top off.
I remember she got angry when I squeezed her nipple. No touching, but she let me rub my hand on her tit.
I filmed some on my phone. Less than 5 minutes before I popped.
She wasn't that stunning but her tits were big. Good enough for me anyway.

>>18165083
Post video?

>>18165137
Nah
It's embarrassing to listen to. I sound like a beta fuckhead
>"oh yeah, oh my god, so good, don't stop, oh fuck"
actual cringe

friends drove me to a brotherl on my 20th birthday, because I was a virgin still.

payed 140€ for half an hour
was drinking all day, whisky dick and was unused to the sexual positions and complained, finished with wanking with her caressing me a bit.
She was good looking, a fit 8/10 face, but no tits.

Sex wasnt really worth it, but the worst part was having my not so close friends with me and it beeing awkward as they were waiting for me and I blushed a lot afterwards.

>>18165156
Mute the video or something
>>18165162
Just the once?

>>18165165
yeah no real interest in repeating this for the sex alone.

But I might go there sometimes in the future when I might need a timeout from my relationship at some point and to maybe try how a black or asian girl feels like.

>>18165171
Fucking nice. Can we get some more?

I'd rather do illegal drugs. The thought of promiscuous sex bothers me.

>friends take me to brothel
>was planning to only get a blowjob but ended up paying for full course
>she takes off my boxers, feels very hot and nice, then puts condom with her mouth
>i think either something was very wrong with the condom or my sensibility got kill from deadgrip
>put dick in, feel absolutely nothing
>dick is small and slips out frequently, i don't even realize until she stops me and tells me
>NEET stamina is shit, get tired as fuck after few thrusts
>she tries to move her hips as i thrust but it just makes my movements even more awkward
>somewhere in the middle of it all i just feel so detached from reality i feel like i became an spectator to my own life, start laughing with self deprecation for no reason, creeping the bitch out
>time runs out, dick is just sore and numb, didn't get anywhere near cumming
>whore asks me what am i going to tell my friends
>"what indeed, guess I'll just tell them they wasted their money"
>get the fuck out feeling dirty and frustrated
>go back home and jerk off to chinese cartoons

The scary part is that no matter how much it sucks once you try it you always end up wanting more

>>18164942
Fucked like 8 hookers. One, half bulgarian, half romanian girl was a goddess, one of the most beautiful women I've seen in real life. She was stunning and fucked like a champ. I came in 30 seconds when we switched to doggy and I had her 10/10 ass in front of me. Afterwards she lay in my arms and we chatted for 20minutes, it was heaven. Before we seperatedd she gave me a kiss on the cheek, I nearly fell in love.

4 out of the 8 hookers were bad, 3 were meh or good and then there was this one goddess.

Got a rimjob once, you have to try it, normal girls would refuse

>>18165797
Did she wash your ass before?

>>18165846
It was at a good brothel. First thing they do after you've chosen a girl is giving you a towel and shower gel. Hygiene is really important in a good brothel

>>18165171
nice m8

>>18164942
I've been to one, it was an empty, soulless experience, I honestly enjoyed masturbating more

>>18165171
>>18165211
Moar?

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>>18165168
Lol what got deleted?