I go to a small but prestigious college in California and need

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I go to a small but prestigious college in California and need to disappear.

Currently my plan looks like this. I will be petitioning for leave of absence this coming week. It is likely I will go to Norway with my father. I will shave my head and spend the summer lifting weights and studying Polish, my native tongue. This will continue until the spring semester at another college, likely in Arizona, or I may stay in Norway to get my degree. I will purchase prescription contact lenses the change the colors of my eyes. I plan to wipe all social media presence and establish a new page under a much more classically Polish spelling of my own name and under my mother's maiden name, adding close family exclusively under the guise of just being someone who doesn't use Facebook much.

I'd appreciate anyone pointing out gaps in my plan, advice for a new life story, and any information possible on legally changing my name as well as how present I must be in the United States to do so.

This has no research to back it, so give me a reality check if necessary. Thank you for your time