So you know how friends have this secret loyalty to one another

What?

>>18157782
I am very drunk.

Basically, you have two friends, Fred and Wilma. Fred and Wilma like each other but you can't tell how close they are, maybe they're bros, maybe they're bros with benefits. You know how it is.

You have a third friend, Barney, who knows whether or not Fred and Wilma are bros or bros with benefits. Like he knows for certain. You've asked Barney before and he says they're just bros. Either he's being honest or his friendship with both of them prevents him from being honest with you. In this scenario Barney is your best friend, but you may not be his best friend.

>>18157805
Basically, I want to date Wilma.

Is there a way to ask Barney what this situation entails without shooting myself in the foot?

>>18157805
>>18157809
Dude what the fuck

>>18157805
>>18157809
Why not just take Barney at his word and ask Wilma out? You say you're 30, but you sound 15.