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I'm going to a nightclub tonight does anyone have any advice

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I'm going to a nightclub tonight does anyone have any advice on picking up chicks without seeming like a creep??
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yes, talk to women like real effing human beings and not objects to be won
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>Hey, how are you doing?
>My name is Anon, may i know your name?
>Well ____, i think you're very pretty, let's talk and get to know each other.

Don't take yourself so seriously, if she rejects you, you pretend that you don't even know what she's talking about and move on to the next girl.
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>>18155123
>going to a nightclub alone for the sole purpose of picking up chicks
>thinks he's actually going to pick up chicks
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>>18155129
what a beta cuck
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>>18155123
Dont talk about 4chan, vidya, memes, your dick.

Dont mention how she looks at all. Dont drink more than a drink in 1 hour. If she wants you, she has made that choice the moment you met. You can still change her mind, if she doesnt get any other options.
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>>18155130
im going to the nightclub for some bomb-diggity electroswing pleb i just want some pussy lel i already know how to enjoy a non-sexual experience
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>>18155125
>women
>real human beans
Choose one and only one
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>>18155215
>human beans

This made my day
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Op here I should mention I know all the words to friend like me from aladdin
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