Im a 24 year old girl and I like middle aged built-fat balding

Kill yourself.

>>18138786
Linkedin

>>18138786

online dating.

>>18138786
>Im a 24 year old girl and I like middle aged built-fat balding men

So I see the wall is hitting you early than most

>>18138797
I havent had much luck with that

>>18138826
Sorry? No I've always been this way

That describes me, but I'm a desert farmer with an exercise fetish and you sure as hell do not want to smell me treadmilling uphill in a 115'F garage. Also I'm only interested in escorts, no dating.

The best way is to find a fat bald guy and have sex with him.
They're out there.
I'm one and I have a GF who I impregnated with my virile bald-man seed.

>>18138826
Because it's impossible she's hot and young and still likes these old dudes?

>>18138827
Why not? They'll be dime a dozen there.

I could only dream of having an inbox like what a hot girl on a dating website is.

>>18138855
Im not hot Im pretty average lookin g a d overweight

I am young though

OP, I'm the same way. I'm young, good looking and in good shape and have a killer job. I like older chubby sad dudes. Not into the whole "daddy" thing though. I've just always found the sterotypically 'undesirable' dudes super attractive. Don't let people telling you that you're slumming it and all that shit get to you, it's dumb. You like what you like.

My current bf falls into this category minus the balding. I met him out at this horrible dive bar his business partner dragged him to. If you're friendly and nice, they'll be interested. If they're a regular shleppy joe, you'll likely have to make the first move. They'll assume you aren't interested and will likely not want to be a creeper, so they'll refrain from doing it themselves. Personally, I avoid rich older guys, because they're typically assholes and have a conveyer belt of 20-something women already, OR they'll be impossible to convince you're actually attracted to them.

You also might be surprised and really click with someone.

>>18138786
Literally everywhere.

>>18138844
How do you initiate sex with them

>>18138786
Sorry girly, can't relate

>>18138786
A weekday afternoon at a smoking section at a casino. Or just become a bp whore and fuck em for cash

>>18138862
How did you ask him out?

>>18140787
I invited him to come with my group of friends to a shitty 24-hour diner afterward. He crashed with me that night (nothing happened) and after that we were just... inseparable. It's been a couple years and he's my favorite person.

I mean, I normally would suggest not to invite him along with friends from the first night (old dudes can't keep up, I nearly killed him that night) but it's not hard. Easier than dudes my own age, imo. Meet someone, click, ASK. idk what else to tell you.

Fuck you

you'll figure out how stupid you are one day after you've been taken advantage of one too many times

fucking daddy issues

>>18140881
better some old fat slob than some bitter psycho shit like you jfc get a grip

>>18140900

>I want an older ugly man to fuck me while I call him daddy
>but no ur the psycho

nah eat shit

>>18140915
I'm not OP.
OP is allowed to have kinks.
Even if she does have daddy issues why does that fill you with vitriol?

A lot of good guys get overlooked by women. You, however, are overlooked for good reason. lol be mad

>>18140915

You're not a psycho, you're retarded and probably more mentally ill than her, it's obvious from the shit you're posting. Keep being a bitter loser, though, love that shit.

>>18140945

Because daddy issues should be discussed with a medical professional, not on a website full of people that will literally encourage anyone to do anything. People like this just keep the world fucked up instead of trying to get help, and it all boils down to just wanting to fuck. Sorry you can't keep one of your most basic animal instincts in check.

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>>18140950
>>18140945
>>18140900

>fat slobs trying to get laid detected

>>18140951
wut

hahhah 'basic animale instincts'??? we got a real elliot rodger ova here

>>18140958
two of those are me; not a dude, not fat, and..kind of a slob but fuck it, I live alone.

OP is probably batshit crazy but that angry little dude is pathetic. I'd fuck a garbage can over someone like him.

>>18140973

>angry little dude

????

>>18140965

You're actually really ignorant if you don't acknowledge that wanting to fuck is one of the most basic things your brain is using to figure out what to do every day

Why are you people so angry?

>>18140979
I think it boils down to this:

Angrydude sees OP openly wanting fat, effortless, old dudes with nothing to 'offer' while still being in her prime. Angrydude doesn't get any womens, and then sees this- it's basically saying that he's 'lower' than these slobs OP is after. He sees himself as superior to them, and the fact they're getting more pussy than him while being below him, fills him with rage.

>>18141023
OP here, I totally think that's what's up with that guy.

>>18141037
>>18141023
>>18140979

Wow you people really will go through some gold medal mental gymnastics to justify this shit. Never mind that I have exactly zero issues getting women - the fact of the matter is that people with daddy issues have experienced some fucked up shit in their lives and their perception of healthy relationships, sexual or not, has been utterly twisted. Don't worry about the evidence supporting this, you can keep living a totally fucked up monkey life if you want.

>>18141050
EVERYONE goes through fucked up shit in their lives and that leaks into people's sexuality.

"They fuck you up, your mum and dad" - Larkin

There are different degrees of it, sure, but everyone accumulates kinks in their psyche from growing up, even if you had a "perfect" childhood (which in itself leads to trauma once that child goes out into a not so perfect world and gets a nasty shock)

Besides,calling someone daddy during sex is like the most common thing ever.

>>18141081
>Besides,calling someone daddy during sex is like the most common thing ever.

I don't care about who you want to fuck but this is literally not true.

>>18141134
Go on tumblr and see how many girls are posting Daddy/Little stuff

I even got asked by this young guy to call him Daddy

It's like the tamest dirty talk ever

>>18141148
Tumblr is not even close to representing reality

>>18141153
It's the reality of most young women

Either way, Calling someone daddy is vanilla stuff.

>>18141153
>>18141148
yeah, Tumblr is a really bad example.

But it is super common- even girls without daddy issues. It's basically on the same level as wanting to be blindfolded or something or being into catholic schoolgirl outfits. Typical vanilla kinks.

>>18140866
Can I ask what city you live in?

>>18141757
nyc now, that was back in va though.

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This entire fucking thread and every post in it: Pic fucking related. I have not seen a bigger cringe-fest in quite some time. Bravo cringe/10

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I'm 27 and I have a bit of a thing for older women with saggy bellies, so you have male counterparts OP.

Pic related

>>18138786
truckstop

>>18141979
Have you always been like this?

>>18142127
Erm, a little bit yeah. Always had a thing for older women, but usually 30-50 range. I have seen some women I find highly attractive above 50 as well. Like my pic...

I've never really found the "conventional standard" for women attractive, usually a bit older, boyish/tomboys or slighty bigger women do it for me.

>>18138786
>Tfw I'm 24 and dating a bald/fat/hairy guy my age.
>but without me asking has regarded he thinks the "daddy" thing is creepy
Such a waste. I just call him daddy in my head during sex. Maybe one day it will "just slip out"

>>18142163
He'll change his mind once you start calling him that, trust me. Just let it slip out.

>>18142171
Maybe >:)

>>18138786
Date literally anyone
We are all gonna look like our parents one day
And this kids will have new memes

>>18138836
What did he mean by this?

>>18142231
>tfw both my parents looks good and skinny.

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Does OP masterbate to tim and eric awsome show?

>>18141037
>>18141023

I think this is probably right, or at least angrydude thinks she doesn't have the right to decide she doesn't want his type.

I am 45 and I have a lovely 26 year old girlfriend. We get along very well and without of the 'daddy' stuff being talked about above. We don't have a regular romantic relationship, it's more a FWB thing and the time we spend together is respite from the world.

>>18142736

You have a shame relationship built on mental illness and lack of self esteem.

>>18138786
Just get married. Most turn into that image eventually, and it will repulse you.