I accidentally burned my house down because of a /b/ thread and

>>18138467
Post the whole story faggot

Pee on her

>>18138486
While drunk last night I accidentally shit myself so I posted a thread with the rule that the post ending in dubs, 69, or 666 decides what I do with it. First post with dubs told me to set it on fire with the pants, so I take them out to the garage and light it up with my phone's camera at the ready. Pretty soon the fire gets out of control and spreads through the rest of the house. Wife comes home from work to find me piss ass drunk trying to put it out with the garden hose and yells my ear off before leaving for her parents. I'm in a motel right now and got the texts about divorce about an hour ago.

That was the last straw plus she's probably cucking you.

>>18138525
haha. sounds to me like this is a long time coming.
wana salvage ask her sincerely to put off her decision for a month so you can try and make it up to her. something lame like that.

but sounds like she doesn't love you, i would move on if you don't have kids.