I am totally obssessed with a female friend and I'm desperately

This is one of the creepiest fucking posts I've ever seen here. You are a rapist waiting to happen. Do the world a favor and go rob a bank so you get put away for a few years and this girl can have some peace.

>>18122967
You find another hobby.

>>18122967
I can't tell if you're a future rapist or just profoundly autistic. It's pretty obvious you just see her as a fleshlight with tits for your desperate virgin libido. You can't say/do all that then claim you "respect" her as a woman and a best friend.

Maybe it's time to draw some boundaries and give you and her space. Have a wank or two, and try having more interactions with other boys and girls. If you really care for her as a friend, you'd want her to be happy and stop trying to manipulate her into tossing you a pity fuck, you creepy fuck.

>>18122967
the tism is strong with this one

>>18122967
Nowhere in your post is any acknowledgement of her as a human being and not just a hole for you to use for your enjoyment. She deserves better friends, and certainly almost anyone would be a better choice for her first time than you.

>>18122967
If you can't fuck this girl, you need to cut contact.
Once you realize this as a fact, it becomes very easy. You need to be with her alone, preferably someplace where you've had one drink. ONE FUCKING DRINK AND I AM SERIOUS. then you just tell her straight up
>You are about to lose your virginity to a total loser.
Here you put your arm around her waist, and pul her so close you could lick her face. and when you say your next words, say them so close, that she can feel your hot breath on her neck
>something hot about how good you will fuck her

We can brainstorm in this thread. The right thing to say depends on your strengths as a mate. Do you have an accent? Strong arms? A nice car? You should def smell good.
Girl wants a man who can take control.
If she shoots you down, then there's really no reason to ever talk to her again.
If she fucks you, there's really no need to ever talk to her again.

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>>18123827
Sometimes all you need is charisma and chemistry. OP can't be THAT pathetic if he is in regular contact with a real live girl who sometimes lets him feel her up. Damn.

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>>18123851
Girls tend to be very reluctant to make things awkward or hurt people's feelings. You'd be surprised how much you can get away with, especially if she is a sex newb.

>>18123846
>op is a failed normie
>gets wasted on a martini
>grabs this chick he's been sexually assaulting that is too scared to speak up
>"you're going to lose your virginity tonight"
>scariest moment of her fucking life
>she finally calls the police and/or her boyfriend
>op gets probation and a restraining order
>he violates it because autismo
>spends the rest of his life disclosing his sex offender status to his neighbors

This shit aint healthy bro. Go to a psychiatrist before you fucking kill/rape her. What the fuck.

>>18122967
"Hey, I thought about this for a while, but I am serious: Would you mind going to a date with me? A proper one?"

When you are hanging out with her anyhow and are attracted to her, go the normal route and fuck her a while into being her proper BF.

>>18123846
>PUA fag and his power fantasy fail.
Keep fapping to Matt Hoss videos will ya

>>18123955
>Most likely and preferred outcome.

>>18122967
>I respect her as a woman
>I sometimes even grope her

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>>18122967
Rape her. Im 100℅ sure you will get away with it. She trusts you and wont say a word. Most women dont report a rape. Even more so when its someone they know and are close with.

You just have to get her alone. Invite her over this coming weekend. Tell her to come over because you hage a "surprise" for her. Talk it up big time. Get her excited.

Once you ger her alone. Tell her she needs to be blindfolded. She will giggle and happily submit herself. Onces shes submitted herself you will have no issue tying her hands and feet. She will think its part of the surprise. Or sit her down on the bed and handcuff her to the frame.

Last you need to gag her. She cant stop you because shes tied up and she wont see it coming so she cant say no. Once she has tape over her mouth its a done deal. She cant say "stop" if shes gagged now can she op?

Look, you need to do this and get it out your system. She trusts you enough to let you touch her and be alone with her. TAKE IT. I promise you she will not report it. Even if she does, you can dispute the claims.

After you have her gagged and tied, fill her up a bit. Check her response. Maybe she likes? Maybe she wants more. If thats the case you can un gag her and have some legit fun.

If shes fightng you then keep her gagged. She cant say no while gagged.

Undress her. Lick her pussy. Finger her fuck her with an object. Lick her asshole. Squeeze her cheecks. Lick her bare nipples lioe you always wanted. Then get rough. Fuck her. Fuck her lile you always wanted. She may cry a bit bit eventually she will give up and let it happen.

Afterwards she will be exhausted from all the fighting. Untie her and cuddle with her. Pretend like everything is normal and she will follow your lead. Gaslight her into thinking she asked for it if you can.

If she tells you "this was not ok"

Telll her sorry and that you were just trying to help her so she would be ready and experienced for her coming date with the other guy.

>>18124293
Hot.

OP here

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Thanks for acknowledging this is really fucked up, I now know it myself. Don't worry, I would never rape or even guilt trip her, she deserves better.

>>18124292
>>18123827

That's a reason why I feel guilty about it. I want her to have a happy life, I really respect her as a friend and as a person. But still I'm a fucking sick person that can hardly control myself.

Now, judgments aside, how should I move on and get rid of my fucked up feelings?

>>18124352
You're such a fag. She's never giving you shit. Friend zoned. Congratulations. I hate indecisive little pricks like you. Fucking rape her and have no regrets kid.

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>>18124293
Nigger, this is the best legit advice out there. This nigger sure knows his shit. I'd trust him with my life.

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>>18124352
Rape her. Let's shout it out, guys!
RAPE
RAPE
RAPE

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>>18124369
Thats because I did it twice in high school.

Its basically full proof. Ive researched rape statistics extensively. Between 75 to 80 percent of rapes go unreported. The ones thatget reported are usually rapes from strangers. Rapes from close friends and relatives are 95% likely to go unreported.

Its basically full proof. Op needs to this only chance to cum inside her.

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>>18124385
Mah nigga, I'm proud of you - someone with no moral obligation is rare to find. Also, noice pics you got there. Is there some porn of this magnificent woman?

>>18124293

No. I won't rape her. Even a sick fuck like myself has his limits. I don't want to fuck up her life, I want her to have a good time with me.

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>>18124402
Sometimes you need to force someone's luck, even if they don't think it is right now, they'll see it afterwards. Trust him.

>>18122967
Don't fucking rape her. Wtf is wrong with the lot of you deprived virgin.

You can get years in prison for rape. There's something called a rape kit. Do you think you have the balls to lie convincingly to the cops and to a court room? Do you want to also ruin risking your friendship?

Man you sound weird as fuck. Stay the hell away from her freak

>>18124402
On whoops didn't read this part. Maybe you aren't a freak.

I would focus my attention on other things. Try to stop thinking about her so much.

>>18124385
Your the fucking freak

>>18124422

Thanks for understanding, how do I stop thinking about her that way. I hope I can mantain my friendship with her, I'm not always like this.

>>18124428
I recently was getting obsessed with an Ex (yes I'm a weirdo). At night I would look at all her social media accounts, but with no intention of contacting her.

It felt good to fanaztize about a time (that wasn't honestly so rosey) but was spontaneous and unprediactable. I made a realization that I was resorting to looking at her accounts bc I was lonely and looking for an escape. She was not a healthy escape, and so I stopped wasting my time.

You said it yourself that she doesn't want anything romantic. You've tried a few times to have sex with her and it didn't work. She must view sex as something special. I don't think there's a way you can change that. Make that realization that's its fruitless to keep trying and that it probably wouldn't work.

Move you attention towards fucking a different girl. Does this girl have any other female friends you can pursue?

>>18124455

You know, I think this would work, and getting in a relationship might do the trick. When I had a GF I didn't think of my friend as that. Thank you.
No, there aren't other girls I'm interested in as much as I'm with this friend.

>>18124402
You know most women have rape fantasies right?

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>>18124385
I'm curious about your experiences. Please tell me more.

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>>18124393
Cant remember the name. Sorry

>>18124494
I can tell you how I had my way with my younger cousin.

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>>18124527
Can't say no to that.