>injured my middle finger randomly today no idea how, can't

>I forgot to pay my bill // turn in my commie forms
>now it's biting my anus
>please speak magic words which will make my problems go away

Amputate the problem finger with a circular saw, then blot the wound vigorously with rubbing alcohol or bleach to disinfect.

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good idea
>getting new insurance before your current insurance expires
bad idea
>waiting until your insurance expires before getting new insurance

the end

>>18119817
>>18119823

uh wow

>>>/pol/

>>18119826
what does any of that have to do with /pol/?

>>18119826
People say go-to-pol whenever their ass is destroyed now. Maybe you shouldn't have let your coverage lapse if you wanted access to doctors. If you're old enough to use this website then you're old enough to keep up with shit like that.

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>>18119791
My index finger is like this now. It used to bend all the way down but now it doesn't, and overuse makes it hurt like hell and swell up. I just sort of accepted it. I think it's osteoarthritis since it's only this finger that it happens on. I'm 21.