I sent her "you're really cute" and she replied

>im about to insert my penis into her vagina
>What do now?

Kys

>>18119008
it's over dude, she just friendzoned you harder than a bull ride in july

>>18119030
>4chan.org.jpg

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>>18119030

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How do I save this?

>>18119061
This can't be real

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>>18119061
You know perfectly how.

>>18119062
It's real. I have no fucking idea of what to say to girls

>>18119072
Are you at least aware that you shouldn't bring up that you're autistic?

>>18119075
Yeah I thought it was le joke but I forgot that people outside of 4chan won't get it

>>18119075
Yeah, OP should know that real life ain't 4chan. Good job on making your life worthless, you degenerate niggerfaggot.

OP, please update with a scrrecap. I'm rooting for you.

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Last night

don't even want to message her anymore

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>>18119080
Yeah, we all are rooting for ya.

>>18119080
screencap* , what the fuck android

>>18119077
How is "I'm obviously autistic lol" a joke?

"Lol sorry I have a weird sense of humor. <REPLY>"

For your REPLY, pick one of the following:
Ask about Spring break,
Ask about a common interest,
Ask her whats up,
Ask her about something she likes

>>18119086
Because le autism 4Chan memes

this thread gave me such a needed laugh. op, you're adorable.

>>18119092
OP don't take this as a compliment. Women who find you "adorable" or "cute" are just marginalizing your masculinity.

Be a fucking man. That does not mean you should carry some veiled misogyny or overt machismo; what it means it that you fucking RESPECT yourself. Why would you call yourself autistic? Self-deprecation is never attractive (unless the person knows its a joke or has low confidence themselves). If you want to talk to any person, guy or girl, make them feel important and show them respect. Talk about what they like.

And yes, you know how to do this. And no, you aren't broken or autistic. You had generations of ancestors that were able to this before you. Follow your instincts, stay cheerful, and be confident and respectful. Do these, and you will be a fucking man.

Never change, OP, and please give a continuation

>>18119115
>And no, you aren't broken or autistic.
Uh, yes he is

>You had generations of ancestors that were able to this before you. Follow your instincts, stay cheerful, and be confident and respectful. Do these, and you will be a fucking man.
You say this like every man throughout history has bee successful with women

>>18119115
Best comment ever.

>>18119127
stop digging yourself further into this hole.

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>>18119127


please stop

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>>18119127
no

I was going to type out a way to salvage this, but at this point I'm not sure.

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>>18119127
Don't stop. Please.

>>18119127
this is not funny anymore

>>18119127
You almost got yourself out too :/

Just say, "Sorry, I wasn't trying to insult you. Just trying and failing to make a joke lol. Anyways whats up?"

If you fuck that ^ up somehow, then you are just trolling.

>>18119124
But his dad, his grandpa, his great-grandpa, his ....?

And who the fuck are you going diagnosing people online? I don't care how fucking weird/autistic this guy is. He is perfectly capable of finding a girl. All it takes is making the other person feel important, and be fun/cheerful.

ask her if she wants your penis in her vagina

>>18119155
its slightly better but still bad

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She's willing to talk to me despite being extremely awkward
This means she's down to fuck right?

>>18119171
No, there's a possibility she and her friends are sitting around together planning how she can fuck with you

>>18119171
tell her you're less awkward in real life and that you two should meet up.

>>18119180
why do I imagine that's a lie

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This is her telling me to fuck off right?

>>18119171
Why would she want to fuck? She seems shy. Ask her on a date if you want to eventually fuck.

>>18119190
ask her to ask you something because you can't converse for shit

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She's not giving me anything to work with

>>18119206
work off of her replies
tell her that sounds cool and if she has any cool albums.
also tell her about your music taste
you gotta fucking back and forth, otherwise you're stuck

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This thread is gold. Reminds me of my autistic days 'til I was 14. Keep it up, you can get her down for a good succ for sure!

>>18119206
Those are the best types of girls lol"
You think she believes for one second that you have the experience prerequisite for figuring out the best type of girls?

Stop
For your own sake
Go outside
Get a job / join a club, talk to people in real life
You can cure social retardation, but not on the internet
I did it. You can too

>>18119171
>>18119249
I was even more autistic at your age though so don't beat yourself up

>>18119190
Should have replied with something she could do (with you)

>>18119008
>aw

forget it

stop beating around the bush nigger

>>18119206

Yeah she did, ask her what bands she likes.
Maybe you know some of them

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>>18119030
You fucked up
>oregano

Stop saying lol, it is one of the most cringey things ever heard and I really think you should talk to people in real life (also I think you might actually be autistic, if you want her to give you something to work with you need to give her something to elaborate on, ask her opinion on something). (although I really think you should stop talking to her, I am feeling bad for her just reading your responses )

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>>18119061
Get the fuck out of here lol

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>>18119030
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE, HELP ME I CAN'T EVEN BREATHE

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>>18119082
yeah... you probably shouldn't

boom

>>18119030
first time I laughed in months

made me realize I can't even laugh properly anymore, sounds like some animal drowning

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>>18119030
ffs

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>>18119082
Fucking love OP and the comments here

>>18119061
She obviously will give you a pity fuck and yet you're still going to screw it up

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>>18119030

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>>18119030
O SHIT NIGGA WHAT ARE YOU DOING

>>18119061
YOU'RE DED. STOP.

And I can't even get a bitch to accept my friend request. Fuck this world.

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>>18119030
>starting off with a compliment
quality autism though

>>18119061
this made it autistic. you were fine before

>>18119030
>>18119061
YOU'VE GONE TOO DEEP NO TURNING BACK

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>>18121975
I sound like this dude laughing, and I don't know how to fix it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wD5zPm58FWA

Like, to be honest, it's been 5 years since I ever properly laughed.

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>>18119030
>mfw turbonormie bitches can't just sit and appreciate this gold

>>18122428
am bitch, lmfao'ing currently.

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>>18119030
Nigger I almost wake up my roomie, I can't stop laughing. Keep up the autism.

>>18119030
sounds like a pickup line think ill use it

>>18119127
PLeaee stop, you're hurting me

>>18119206
Goddamn it dude. You were given the perfect opportunity to initiate a date, but instead you sent a cliche, boring message.

>>18119030
Fucking normies. Actual autistic people are way funnier.

>>18119190
>>18119206

hate when bitches reply like this.

just keep pushing at it. talk about the wonder years or citizen or some shit. keep being persistent. get her to open up. then fall for you. then fuck her. then break up with her.

serves her right for giving one word answers.

>>18119030
OP I love you, I burst out laughing in the middle of the night. Never change

>>18119127
i lost my shit, haha. i'm sorry op. just try again, im sure you can find someone to practice on before you try a non-chan person

>>18123540
>perfect opening for a date
>girl is giving you the hint to fuck off

lol

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>>18119030
>>18119061

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>>18119127
Stop

I'm quite literally shaking right now trying to hold back the laughter
Don't want to wake up my wife or sons

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Get your dick out!

Lol OP its so obvious she doesnt want to talk to you anymore

Youre a huge trainwreck omg
I cringed more than i laughed

>>18119008
POST MORE YOU KEK.

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Met girl a year and a few months ago. Text her every morning at 5am a good morning. Few days ago had a late night drink, told her i enjoy spending time with her and im grateful she said hi to me when she did. Said today "have a day as beautiful as you" she just said "thanks" feel like i dropped my spaghetti. Feel like im getting friendzoned

>>18123923
And especially not your wife's sons

>>18119030
>>18119030
>>18119206


>>18124015
>>18119206

Pop punk . . .

>I like POP Punk too
>one of my fave tracks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLKVkH8dtWs

Ask her for advice about how to land a date with a crush you like. It will make her jelly

>>18123727
Worth one last desperate attempt. If she shrugs it off, then move onto the next one.