I've recently developed a crush on a coworker and it's

>>18118287
Ask her out. Random local café. If she seems doubtful, say you're buying and you might get a blowjob in return some day.

You're paying for sex one way or the other in life, son.

Was in the same boat as you last year. 26 and haven't felt like that since I was like 17.

Just go for it man. I'll likely never see this girl again in my life and I'm kicking myself for not pursuing and establishing some long term means of communication.

29-year-old fat guy here. I've had a severe crush on a co-worker for over a year now, and every passing minute is making it even more difficult for me. We work in different departments so we didn't really get a chance to talk much, and I was too shy to make a move anyway. For fuck's sake, she's beautiful, athletic and 6 years younger than me, but they shouldn't have kept me from asking her out, right?

>tfw you're so hopeless and desperate that you think out loud on a fucking imageboard

My only hope is the 10-minute chat we had yesterday. She asked a work-related question in a very formal tone, and I was able to relax it by being friendly and cheerful, so maybe if I ask her for an update I can steer the conversation to asking her for a coffee.

So yeah, if I'd have done it last year I wouldn't have to worry about these things now. I mean in the worst-case scenario I'd know she just didn't like me, but now it's just pure agony because of the sheer amount of uncertainty.