>26 >male >married >attractive >six figures >physically

>semi-platonic
No, I'd be your completely platonic friend, and even then I'd probably wouldn't be close with you or hang out with you one on one.

>>18117801
>I'd probably wouldn't be close with you or hang out with you one on one

Then we're not really friends are we?

>>18117805
Well you can be, if you hang out in groups or around other people.

Plus we're not really friends if you're flirting with me despite being a married man, are we?

>>18117806
I'm not interested in hanging out in groups.

>>18117799
>a lot of free time on my hands
Have babies. Now go and make some. This is what marriage is about. The more the better.

Friends are overrated and when you finish studies, it all shifts.

>>18117893
I don't feel like having kids. Babies are kind of gross to me.

Maybe I should get a divorce, this is no fun.

But on the other hand it's just a meaningless legal contract anyway. Why should it matter...

>Would you be my beta orbiter?
fuck off whore

>>18117915
They're free to have their own partner

>>18117903
>i don't feel like having kids.
Cool, feel no pressure. DNA genofond has to be strong and you showed you have nothing to contribute with anyway.

Your parents would be proud.

Do you not like your wife or something?

>married
>six figures
>hobbies
>a lot of free time

Sure thing, bud. You're not a basement-dwelling virgin NEET fantasizing.

>>18117954
I like her sure. I just want to be around other people sometimes.

>>18117903
Thank god you're not reproducing. We don't need more people like you in the world.

Man you people are boring