How do I do the sex? How does fingering work? What about eating

>>18114420
You don't. Just lay there and let her do all the pleasuring.

Holy fuck. How do you not forget how to breathe?

>>18114436
>>18114462
Yeah but how do you be good at it faggot

Eating her out is when you lick the pussy.
Fingers is when you pleasure her with your hand.
If you want to pleasure her good, be nice a slow, and make sure she's nice and wet before you stick it in.

>>18114420
>when you do a fuckload of rock climbing and every girl you finger has incredible orgasms

get into rock climbing OP

this was a lot less helpful than I thought it would be

>>18114476
>How do I fuck like a pro and keep her coming back for more?
>I know, I'll ask the guys on 4chan

>>18114577

Must be those callouses.

>>18114420
If you've never had sex before, nothing will prepare you for it. The first time will be awkward, weird, and uncomfortable. But once you find the right rhythm with her, you'll be fine. Just don't try too hard to impress her in the act or you'll just end up hurting her or yourself.

the theory of the mechanical movements are rather easy. problem is that good sex involves being "there". being dominant and taking her for a ride psycologically.

for me, i can only do it when i'm almost dead drunk

>>18115030
>i can only do it when i'm almost dead drunk
Have you tried smoking a little weed? Drunk sex is awful