i'm so fucked can somebody please ease my mind because i'm

Nah dude, you'll be fine, it only counts if you swallow it, then there's a chance but if you spat it back out there's like a 0.1% chance you'll get something from it.

Wow dude that is sad af

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>>18113903
i've been so paranoid lately almost to the point of tears i can't get it off my mind. thanks for the reassurance i feel a lot better but i'm still slightly nervous what if i swallowed a small piece

>>18113910
>i've been so paranoid lately almost to the point of tears i can't get it off my mind
you have OCD/anxiety disorder. your type is very common. go see a shrink

>>18113916
but think about being in my position hepatitis c or b just from a fucking chick fil a sandwich because some fucking employee was careless enough to get blood on it and i was too dumb to take a picture

>>18113921
>but think about being in my position hepatitis c or b just from a fucking chick fil a sandwich because some fucking employee was careless enough to get blood on it and i was too dumb to take a picture

would you say that the idea is logical or illogical?

>>18113925
logical because that's how the disease transmutes through blood illogical because i didn't think to take a picture

>>18113933
>logical because that's how the disease transmutes through blood illogical because i didn't think to take a picture
ok according to german convention you have an anxiety disorder.
it is really common. i read about a guy having the same fear just with aids. (was pretty common in the 90s).

go and see a shrink. im serious.

>>18113908
fucking kek

why don't you have hepatitis B vaccine?

>>18113939
Its fucking normal to be scared as shit because of this sort of thing, come on web m.d. If it was hair itd be one thing, but a random dudes BLOOD? That's pretty much as fucking bad as seeing cum on your food. I'd be scared too. Just get tested to ease your mind OP. You dont need to see a shrink. You probably dont have it if you didnt ingest any of it, but getting a test done would probably help you feel better

>>18113952
how soon can i get the test done incident happened yesterday

>>18113952
>Its fucking normal to be scared as shit because of this sort of thing, come on web m.d. If it was hair itd be one thing, but a random dudes BLOOD?
thing is YES in theory it will be possible that you have hepatitis now. but the thing is also that the chance is extremly EXTREMLY low.
a healthy person would not obsess about it like you do. (or OP; just realized you most likely arent OP)

his obsession (and anxiety due to it) in comparison to the odds is completely out of the ordinary.

-> anxiety disorder

>>18113952
>would probably help you feel better
it wont. OCDs are illnesses of doubt. then he will obsess about what the chances are that the test actually was wrong i mean its > 0% chance.

I think youre okay, but if its stressing you out this much, get a test done in 2 weeks

>>18113956
If snake bit a friend of yours, would you suck the poison and blood out, or let them die out of fear of hepatitis? Get out of the basement, into the sunlight and stop being afraid of each stupid shit that is fashionable to be scared of. You'll die. I will, too (a much sadder thing :) ).

Your fear of hepatitis/bird flu/whatever is just fueled by drug companies anyway. So besides being paranoid, you're also being played as a sucker.