What is the best way to kill myself AND make sure there is no

>>18109957
>I'm too pussy for something like jumping
Try getting drunk before you jump.

>make my parents feel even more awful when they find me

>no body to find

Let me tell you, there are few things more soul-crushing than dealing with a missing child, at least if they had your body they would have closure, not knowing whether your child is dead, alive, hurt is the worst. If you don't want to hurt your parents, let them find the body, give them closure.

>>18109957
>parents which cares
>has resources to shitpost on /adv/
>frogposter
>can't into suicide

Do you want me to tell you how do I know you are pathetic? And best part is when we have clasic suicide thread on /adv/, OP at least write WHY so somebody can tell them otherwise.

If you seek attention, tell your parents that you are considering suicide. That should get the ball rolling.

>>18109957

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKkazr8M-n4

You know you aren't going to kill yourself.

Instead of thinking about yourself in pointless self defeating ways like: "I'm a loser, I'm useless, I should kill myself"
think about your problems you have with yourself: "I'm ugly, I never got over Uncle Jimbo dingling my dong, I'm fat, I'm lazy, I've never had a girlfriend" Now that you recognize the problems you have with yourself, determine which are things you can't change and shouldn't expend any further energy on, and which are things you can change. Change those things.