Anons, I've fucked up...
>Be me
>Comfortable, nobody around
>Searching exhentai for monstergirls
>See doujin about 9/10 centaurcutie
>Decide to give it a read
>Suddenly, my mom wants something and I get to her
>Don't tab out
>Sister walks inside my room without my knowledge
>Sees centaurgirl, pushing out her very visible horse behind
>I return, see my sister, my eyes filled with shock
>"Anon, didn't know you like horses that much."
>She laughs at me and walks out.
What do I do to convince her that I'm not really into horses and that anime centaurs are a bit different from just horses?
>>18100320
lol nothing, just don't talk about it. say you were looking up weird meme shit, a lot of people do this.
You're over thinking it. Never bring it up. If she does, "Yeah theres some weird ass memes on that website somtimes haha!"
she's just giving you a hard time, I don't think its that big of a deal. I'm sure she likes her fair share of weird shit too.
>>18100363
That will be difficult I think.
>>18100365
It was on exhentai and its very obvious that I was looking at doujins. You don't find that on knowyourmeme or anything.
>>18100366
You think? I kinda doubt that, the way she was laughing as just too cruel. She had trouble breathing.
Post the image or the sorce
>>18100406
this
>>18100406
Blueboard so I can't but you find it when you go on exhentai and search for centaur it was made by some z-ton or something.
>>18100425
just post the link
>>18100481
here https://exhentai.org/s/3037e46780/379590-20
page 20
>>18100573
Link redirects to front page.
Usually in an awkward situation like that if everyone involved never brings it up again, it usually gets forgotten.
>>18100320
Tell her that it's 2d and the only thing that gets you off is the possibility of such an exotic humanoid (but less autistic)
Or tell her to fuck off and mind her own business because it's not like you were jerking off to a picture of her (which you obviously have).
>>18100573
lol
>>18100578
>it usually gets forgotten.
If that's what you have to tell yourself then go for it.
>>18100576
Newfag detected.
>>18100580
Don't you think that will make her laugh even harder?
>>18100582
Atleast somebody finds amusement in my dilemma I guess.
>>18100601
What are you suggesting?
If you run windows, give your windows account a password. Then lock the screen by holding down windows button on the keyboard and pressing next to lock the computer.
OP only thinks he really knows how to use a computer.
Whatever, people have been cranking it to worse shit for millenia and they sure-as-hell ain't gonna stop now.
I meant hold down windows key, then press L next to lock the computer.
>>18100711
My posted advice has nothing to do with people stopping flogging their log.
It means lock the computer before you walk away from it so no one can just access your stuff or see what you were doing.
The porn will still be there when you unlock the computer.
>>18100708
I know that too. But I simply thought there won't be anyone entering my room anyway, so I just didn't lock it.
>>18100711
That's not the point though, I probably would be much more careful if I would look into more dangerous stuff anyway.
But that is just more of a one time thing, I don't always fap to centaurs.
>>18100320
anon this could be the start of your very own slice of life anime tbqh
every episode you try to come up with some wacky scheme of trying to explain to your moeblob sister that you're not a horsefucker
Nobody pointed out that OPs pic is actually a deer and not a horse.