One of my friends just messaged me that her pet mouse died. Like, literally a picture of it and 'rest in peace, [pet name]'
How do I respond to this??
"ok."
Say "I am sorry to hear that"
>>18098116
"feed it to my snake"
Cool kids all have pet snakes.
Ask if she can give it to you for your cat.
>>18098116
ask if you can eat it. It will make your friend laugh and lets him forget his suffering for a while :)
>>18098173
That's dumb. A cat wouldn't want a dead mouse. There's no thrill of the hunt or kill.
>>18098228
What if you microwave it so it's warm then pull it around with a string?
>>18098172
A snake is most likely not going to eat something that has been dead for too long if at all.
>>18098116
I GRIEVE WITH YOU!!
YOUR MOUSE DINES IN VALLHALLA TONIGHT!!
>>18098116
I'm sorry for your lose. He's at the big cheese wheel in the sky now.