Tomorrow i'll spend my first day at my first job in a local

You already got the job, that's good impression enough. On most fundamental level you won't have the muscle memory, the capacity to parse the environment effortlessly, nor much knowledge, so take it easy and acclimate yourself.

On my first day in my new job I was being shown around some equipment. I reached out to grab and feel the weight of a gas cylinder with steel handles. I didn't realise that the handle was damaged and exceptionally sharp and I cut the palm of my hand open quite badly. Clenching my fist quite hard to slow the flow of blood I had to interrupt the guy showing me around and say "uh, you know when you want to make a good first impression on your first day, but instead immediately lacerate your hand? Do you think you could show me where the medical supplies are kept and uh, not hold this against me?".

Luckily they quickly moved past horrified and onto thinking it was quite funny. They swore that nobody had ever managed to do anything like that before despite the equipment being fucking damaged and razor sharp, so I guess just one of those things if you aren't aware of it.

>>18083485
Look for the biggest guy you have at work and punch him in the face. This will show that despite being the new guy, you're not afraid of anyone.

>>18083522
Either this or try to become his bitch.

>>18083485
What type of work is it? General advice is show a willingness to work hard, learn, and listen to your supervisors and Co workers trying to teach you.