How the fuck do I deal with not having sex? Besides masturbating

>I don't know if I'm suitable for an FWB
Tinder it is.

You can't get a gf because you're ugly.

Also my minimum standards are "Not ugly or chubby"

I have at least average looks with a twink-esque body

>>18078532
I have thought about that

if it really is only about the physical aspect of sex (which it does sound like, seeing as you're considering prostitutes), get an onahole/fleshlight/tenga and some lube. Does the job fine, and based on my super massive dataset of two data points (1 very unkinky girl and 1 20$ tenga toy), can absolutely be better than real thing in terms of dick stimulation. Have you ever had sex? In terms of dick feels, in my experience it's nothing to write home about.
Or castrate chemically. Gets rid of the urge completely, which I've heard is great.

If warmth/intimacy/homeliness and all that jazz is what you're after, you'll need to look for a relationship, the best way to satisfy that need by far. Maybe consider actively looking for it or doing changes in your person if this is important to you, like being more talkative, or whatever it is that women want.

Or tinder, like the other dude said. Do relationships arise out of that? No clue.

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You just deal with it, its an aspect of life unless you happen to have won the genetic lottery.

Its pretty sad so many people are uggly and fat. The world would be so much more pleasant to live in if we all were decent at least.

Like an anime kinda.

>>18078630
Even if we were you wouldn't notice because relative distributions.

Like an anime kinda.