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You know how when you're just shagging some lass yeah and

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You know how when you're just shagging some lass yeah and she's wet as fuck and it just makes this weird sound. Like all squishy noises yeah. How do you make that stop?
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>>18076434
I don't think you do m8. Just keep pounding.
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>>18076439
Its annoying as fuck though
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>>18076434
It's called a queef, or a pussy fart. If it weirds you out you're a fag.
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it means she's wet and relaxed as fuck, aka enjoying the sex greatly, which is rare
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>>18076537
If there are any women here, please confirm this.
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>>18076537
no it means her stale and beat to pulp gash can no longer maintain its resiliency
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>>18076537
True (I am a woman)
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>>18076434
Are you talking about the farting noises or like the sloshing sound?
If farting noises nothing you can do be deal, its distracting I know but the woman is embarrassed about it as well. If you find the sloshing sound weird its because you are gay.
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>>18076537
yeah the more turned on you are the wetter and looser you get

it doesn't even need to be during sex imagine like getting a boner because you're turned on by something, that's how getting wet is like
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>>18076714
>yeah the more turned on you are the wetter and looser you get

so size DOES matter after all
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>>18076714
>looser
Is that how it works? What if she tightens up? Is that a bad sign?
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>>18076434
Tell her you're a liberal. That shit will dry up in a jiffy
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>>18076711
>(I am a woman)
oh ok then
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>>18076434
Just talk to her the way you talk about her. She'll dry up very quickly.
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>>18076861
Of course it does. Bigger is better but only when warmed up. Average is better for quickies.
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>>18076861
Take the redpill, if you're average you'll never fully satisfy a woman.
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>>18076537
False (I am a woman)
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>>18076862
Sometimes a girl will consciously clench your pussy/squeeze your dick as a way to help out or communicate to you that she's enjoying the sex
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>>18077471
Correct (I am a transgender/fluid bi cis male)
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Loosely related, when my man is fucking me and tells me to flip over for doggy, I'll arch the fuck outta my back (better view for him I guess? dunno he likes it) like face into the mattress ass all the way up. But when I do this I literally feel the air go whooosh into my vagina when I stick my ass up, and then after sex when I relax and lay down it its like wholfpfpfpflfft as the air escapes + pussy juice. There's no weird smell or anything its just a hilarious fucking noise, we laugh about it but it turns the mood from sexy to just funny if we're trying to switch positions. Is there a cure??
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>>18077682
no thats what happenns when you pump air into a cavernous hole without any exit for miles length of intestines and urethra
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>>18077682
No, it's just air going on.
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>>18077687
>>18077688
I think she knows it's air you daft cunts.
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>>18076434
Don't think so dude .. she's wet as Niagara and tight as well if this happens .. also means you're giving her a good boning. Not bad at all .. could use some of that
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>>18077695
Then she should also know that there is not going to be a "cure" for it
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>>18077467
That thumbnail alone triggers me to no extend.
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>>18077943
Why?
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>>18076861
Girth does.
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Femanon here. If it's a wet noise, then it's good thing. If the sound bugs you, try changing the speed.

If it's more of a farting noise, it's because air is getting into the vagina and then being pushed out. Change the angle.
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>>18076537
>rare
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