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I'm starting a new job, soon.
You know how it goes. I'm going to be making a lot of first impressions on a lot of new people. Lasting impressions.
There will be women. Oh, yes. There will be women.
While none of the women will be a sexual prospect, for obvious reasons, no job is so boring as a job devoid of sexual tension. I don't know who they will be, but, there will be that one, or those two, whose chemistry is in sync with mine, so I plan to go in hot, spark up some tension, and play it out as long as I can.
What are some good techniques, particularly for first-time meetings with females who you're going to be spending a lot of time around?
A single candle contains enough energy to explode like a firecracker, if it all burns at once, but the fuse spreads that energy out over many hours. I'm not going to form a sexual relationship with any of them, but I still want to slow-burn that sexual energy on-the-job. I know how to do that. What I'm asking about is how to start off with the biggest damn candle possible.
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>>18076293
You sound like a rapist
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>>18076298
This.
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>>18076293
sfw board and yeah this does sound kinda rapey
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Bitch get a real fucking job for once in his life and now is all like "I'm kind of a big deal around here" and shit.
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>>18076293
Nice b8, m8.
For everybody else: the only times sex and work go together is when you're a porn star.
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>>18076749
Can confirm, as you would otherwise commit career suicide due to introducing extremely personal shit into your work life, not to mention you're now drastically affecting someone else's work performance, causing a domino effect..
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Are you guys dingos?? He's not trying to fug them he just wants some sexual tension in the air so that he feels socially challenged. It keeps you smart. When I started working at taco bell (when I was 17) I had a similar mindset. Everyone there was in some drama with each other and I didn't want any part of it, so I decided to not get involved with them, but I still flirted with all the hot hs girls who worked there.
>one of the best ways i found is to complement them on their beauty as soon as you can
>after that have some decent convos and attempt to connect with them emotionally.
>give lots of compliments early on, but don't focus on looks after the first one. Let them know you recognize their beauty and then move on to their other characteristics.
> be really friendly early on, then slowly disengage and begin shit-talking, teasing, and sometimes even ignoring them
This will leave the air in a strong state of tension, and if done correctly the girl will undoubtedly want u to ask her out. She might even ask u out herself in extreme cases. Don't accept ever
Work relationships don't work it will ruin u.
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>>18076293
wow that's Lena?
I am so familiar with her in my computational harmonic analysis class.
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As a girl who's just started working at a place with two other new guys, I promise you, any sexual tension is all in your head. Especially if you think the way you type.
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>>18076298
nah he sounds like the nicest guy you ever met
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>>18077096
Bullshit you want it and you want it bad. Go ahead and ask for their number, pretend it's job related. Then come up for excuses to text them hoping that one will eventually cave and ask you out giving you the validation you so desperately crave. Then you can just reject him and pretend it was all in their head you crazy bitch.
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>>18077136
What in the world is wrong with you?
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>>18076293
"you got nice titties"
-anon
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>>18076293
is this whole thread in retard mode? most marriages outside of high school/ college are people who met through work
"b-b-b-but don't shit where you eat!"
it's really not that big of a deal OP
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it's unhealthy to have any sexual relationships with your coworkers, that's just common sense
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>>18076955
>>Inb4 op fired for sexual harassment
This may work for teenagers in fast food but op hasn't said what kind of job environment hes going into. If he ends up surrounded by sjws he could get himself in deep shit by walking into work being an obviously thirsty nigga
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