I haven't gotten laid in 6 months. I don't feel like

Try 9 years.

>>18072968
>craving intimacy.
>prostitute

gross bruh. and pathetic. it's bought, fake intimacy. that you'd have to specifically seek out.

get a gf

>>18073052
Try 27

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>>18072968
>6 months

>>18072968

have you tried hitting on girls on your level?

you say you 'never had any luck' but its not about luck. girls are not some homogenous species that blindly worked against you by sheer coincidence. if you can't get with women you're generally aiming too high.

>>18073062
Hard to find good people.
Hard not to become weak along the way.

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I had a brief fling back in 2005. She didn't get me off but I got her off "hundreds of times" as she put it.

After a pregnancy scare when I knew damn well I wasn't the father but was being labeled as the father, I cut all contact with her and quit women permanently.

>>18073059
Im 29 and i have never had a gf because im an ugly fat pice of shit.
>get fit and git gud

Yeah, ive been working on that since college, but i keep falling back into depression, anxiety and bingeeating.

>>18072968
If you can afford prostitutes than you should just buy a GF instead.

>>18073122
Yes, and it works. There are plenty of obese feminists with issues who wants to date me. But dude, do you think that will ever turn into a happy relationship?
The answer is no unfortunatley.

>>18073150
>met one person that was an asshole
>the whole human race is nothing except assholes
This is how stupid you sound.

>>18073164

there are tons of fat and ugly people id be happy to date if they werent fat or ugly. while those issues can result in personality flaws its not like beautiful people are lacking them.

everyone has issues. you've decided to write off anyone who is your level of attractive as having too many issues for oyu.

so guess what, you probably have too many issues for anyone else. you're the problem here.

>>18073160
Dude, im not ritch but i have a good salary. Im thinking about going to thailand maybe.

I can't buy me love though.

>>18073173
Yes thats my problem, and its not going fix itself. It's going to keep being this way for the rest of my life. Even if i become fit, i will still be crazy and still be an asshole at heart.

>>18073178

sucks to suck.

>>18073159
>Yeah, ive been working on that since college, but i keep falling back into depression, anxiety and bingeeating.

Eat skinless boneless chicken breast and salad, instead of twinkies and snackmeat sandwiches.

Start every day with a bowl of oatmeal with milk butter and cinnamon. If the oatmeal looks like glue then you can microwave it to look like oats again.

Do this workout (if you're not seriously obese) 3 times a week:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5msGIWuvEU
--with SMALL weights, very small ones, until you can do the entire video without stopping or getting significantly sweaty. If you weigh more than 250lb then google 'how to exercise while obese.'

(200lbs and higher if female, males are physically sturdier.)

For managing anxiety and depression: absorb yourself in some kind of routine activity which isn't total shit. Most people today are anxious&depressed; most people today spend all of their recreation time on total shit. Try one of the following things:
>reading novels on a tablet
>listening to audiobooks with any old MP3 player
>watching a long list of movies/TV on a phone
>play old videogames with an emulator

As a general rule, go for older things instead of 21st century. Most stuff made in the 21st century is not entertaining and it only stresses people out - possibly by design. Once you start preaching it's no longer entertainment, and every-fucking-body is preaching these days. Therefore, stick to older shows if you want to be happy.

If you feel like watching movies or reading books, here are some suggestions for either:
-The Godfather
-Fight Club
-1984
-One Flew Over The Cuckoo's nest
-Full Metal Jacket

A good story is one which takes you out of your own problems for a moment. Most recent stuff won't do this.

>>18073183
I dont eat oats often , it has to many carbs in it. I try as much as i can to stick to an lchf diet. I never eat sugar, but on occasion the cravings for a sandwitch becomes too strong. That can be after i get home from the gym, eat 3 portions of pulled pornk and wegetables, but im still fucking hungry and carve carbs.

I usually solve it by not buying bread. The problem is, i need a fast and simple breakfast. Usually i go for no added sugar yoghurt or sourmilk (im swedish), but it gets boring.

>>18073192
If you're doing keto then google 'keto cookbook.'

If you're just going for REDUCED carbs then oatmeal is a great source of nutrition. Use water instead of milk but then add butter and cinnamon, it will taste like junk food. If you're not keto then your body needs carbs as energy, before each time you work out or work physically. Thought-intensive work runs on sugar; the question is whether or not you're on a ketogenic diet or just a 'low carb' one.

If it's just low carbs, then you need a serving of carbs each time you're going to do something difficult. Grain if it's physical, fruit if it's mental.

>inb4 someone sanctimoniously mentions the /fit/ sticky
>as if its a substitute for conversation

>>18073217
i actually tried looking at the fit sticky and half the links don't work because that site they reference now requires a membership or some shit

/fit/sticky is a fucking meme

>>18073183
Btw. At the gym i usually do cardio for 20 min, then i usually go m with SL, or if im lazy i just do bench, ohp, row and curls because i just love that.

I hate sqauts and i hate deadlifts but ive gotten to 2 plate (100 kg) on squats, and i feel sort of satisfied with that. It took me several moths, but i had a goal and i achieved it.

But 100 kg is babby weights, so why am i even working out? Its fucking phatetic im not an atlethe since i first entered a gym with the determination to change my life almost 5 years ago.

>>18073226
/fit/ itself is a meme - we're not allowed to talk about fitness on this site. Big Brother wants us to be either fat blobs or brittle twigs with nothing in between.

>I hate sqauts and i hate deadlifts

You're supposed to hate them. Combined with bench press, these three exercises separate the boys from the men but also the wise from the fools.

100kg is plenty of squat. Consider contenting yourself at this point and just doing it for health from here on in. Your deadlift doesn't need to be in this big for you to be in the 98th percentile of humanity.

Just remember: there's a difference between boys and men, just like there's a difference between wise and fools.

>I don't feel like dating, but im craving intimacy.

Someone else weigh in on this: is there a board where people swap Steam contacts around? Like /v/ or /soc/?

>inb4 someone catches AIDS from a steam thread

>>18073166
Meh. Females kinda suck as a whole. Haven't found diddly as far as gf material goes.

>>18072968
Ahahah, I havent gotten laid in 20 years. You dont need to fuck for intemacy. Find gkkd friends that you can be comfertabke with talking to about anything, or invest in your time with your siblings if you have those(they're basically friends that cant socially acceptably unfriend you :D).

>>18073217
/fit/ is a joke and the sticky is incredibly lacking.

You should have mentioned the difference between complex and simple carbs, and how they relate to the glycemic index. It's kind of important. I get why you mentioned grain and fruit, because fruit has a high GI meaning it will hit you quicker and the grain is the opposite but most people don't understand this. The more you actually understand what you're eating and how it effects you the better, I think.

>>18073292
I dont have any siblings.
And i know what youre talking about, i used to be like that, in fact, im still the same, i just had intercourse with a couple of fat chicks. It wasbnt even good, porn is better. But i really like, you know, hugs and being close and feeling good because im not alone. I had sex with a prostitute in japan, and kind of felt "yeah, this is what life would be like if i actually had a good looking gf". I felt at peace, just lying next to her (of course we did other stuff aswell).

I sort of miss the feeling, thats why i started thinking about hookers again.

>>18073248
You're too kind. Actually, im still a boy. Men are not afraid of being themselves around women. I actually avoid them sometimes, because im just too concerned about what might happen if i fuck up. Maybe i will never grow up.

>>18072968
I totally recommend prostitutes, bro. Choose a really nice and hot one and be happy.

>>18073160
How does one buy a gf?

>>18073330
You worry too much about this nonsense. Friends are 110% better than girlfriends.

>>18073342
I know, i love the few friends i do have.
But some if them are married and they seem really really happy.

I also imagine what just a little bit of emotional support could do for my career. Having a base to return to, i wouldn't be so concerned about leaving my colleagues behind and go out and search for my dream job.

Now im too dependent on people at work, they are more important when youre single.

>>18073356
Nah. Not in my experience. Friends from work rarely work.

>>18073330
Well maybe there are professional cuddlers near you? You could try that.

>>18073116
FUCKING TOP KEK

>>18073116
This board is so filled with normies and kids it might as well be facebook or the youtube comment section so I'm afraid your genious reply doesnt really apply anymore.

>>18073052
Try 30 years.

In numb.

Learn how to take joy in simply being, instead of only in doing things. Find the beauty in silence and solitude, and your life will be much happier.

>>18072968
i've fucked a lot of prostitutes. i can tell you sex is sex. the difference is you don't know them as well as a girl from work or whatever. so the little moments and "things" you got with a girl you already know are sort of added into sex.

>>18073059
it's not fake. intimacy is intimacy. it depends on how he acts. everyone who has never been with hookers has an image in their head as to how things go down. a lot of these girls are the exact same as girls you meet at work or through friends, only difference is literal cash handed over is a factor.

i say if you want the hooker to get to know you and you are all desperado and emotional don't get one. if you just want to get your dick wet and never talk to them again, go for it. your first experience will be different than the rest though.

>>18072968
I went two years no problem

>>18073265
Most girls suck and even when you find a tolerable one you will have to settle to some degree.

Nobody is perfect and if you aren't a stupid person you will have a much harder time.

>>18073303
If you exercise in the first place you're already better off.