So how do you get a gf when you're short and literally have

>>18059380
You are fucked and will die alone.

>>18059408
But I'm fucking funny and speak 3 languages.

>>18059414
Great. Find a woman who doesn't like sex and don't make it a centerpiece of your life.
Focus on academics and research.

>>18059430
But aren't there other sexuals you can do? Like going down on a girl and all?

I don't really ask for much, just a gal with a decent personality who's shorter than me and a bit chubby.

>>18059435
Can you curl your tongue?
Asking for a friend

>>18059380
become successful and get a lot of money.

>>18059439
Nope. I can fold it both ways, though, and touch the end of my chin.

>>18059442
What counts as success? I'm trying to get into school to become a paramedic.

>>18059455
accumulate money until women start pursuing you.

>>18059474
Do people actually buy into this "all women are gold diggers"-meme?

Just because YOU have nothing else to offer than literally paying money for someone's company doesn't mean that's the sole reason why women tolerate men.

>>18059455
>I can fold it both ways
You're all set

Are you cute though? If you're really short you need to be cute. Get a cute haircut.

How short and how much of a micropenis are we talking here? Give specifics instead of just general vagueness.

>>18059408
every man dies alone

>>18059532
I have no idea. Probably not.

I shaved my head in January. What kind of a haircut is cute?

>>18059550
5'6 and literally smaller than my pinky.

Like, in some countries they might have just given me a sex change and tried raising me as a girl.

>>18059569
you're not that short, stop obsessing over that

>>18059569
Stop going by /fit/ definition of short.

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>>18059526
I'm not claiming that all women are, but some are for sure.

I'm 5'4 and in the same boat. good luck man..

How small is it?
Could it fit inside of a pussy at all? How do you even jerk off?

>>18059720
I don't think it even counts as penetrating.

And for the latter, I could say "with tweezers" but really I just don't masturbate.

>>18059569
Easy. Get a decent education and move to malaysia. You will be about average heght there and also they nearly all got small dicks. Don`t worry, you will be fine there and will be able to choose a girl for marriage if you get a stable income... no matter your dick size.

I was there last year and seeing all there manlets there was quite awesome, because also the girls are on average what we call fun sized.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide

You would tower average girls by 15 cm, Jeesus.

>>18060026
Also my dick size was more a curse than blessing down there... im 190cm German with a thick 18cm shlong (bit above average I think) and was drowning in pussy in restaurants/bars, but wth the two girls I had a bit fun it did actually hurt her a bit... its not tat great as porn shows you, those stars get their pussy stretched for work. Normal girls don`t want that big dicks, just go for small and petite girls

>>18059380

You don't.

Sorry anon.

>>18060026
Also, get /fit/ and ripped and some nice style. Look up some movie stars, some are real manlets and smaller than you and are mad attrative

>>18059607

This girl is actually hideously unattractive. She just looks good compared to him. Look at her massive nose and fat lips. She has a man jaw. Absolutely vile.

>>18059380
I couldn't care less about the length of your genitalia or your height, or even your appearance. All I care about is who you are as a person.

Three languages is definitely a good thing in my book. Being genuinely open-minded and curious about the world would be another. All that's needed is for you to be somewhat eloquent and intelligible (please no textspeak), and I guarantee that you'll find someone that falls for you.

I suggest you try online dating or finding someone with mutual interests, as it's easier for people to get to know you and like you for who you are here.

Then again, I'm asexual and 4'10".

>>18060026
Are they educated? How easily would one of those learn, say, finnish?

>>18060029
I should specify that my dick is practically too small to function at all.

>>18060033
What kind of a style is good, then?

>>18060042
I'm considering learning a new instrument, too.

And I guess I wouldn't mind an asexual, most of what sex is to me is anxiety about getting her satisfied.

>>18060093
Improving yourself is always good. You don't want to be with someone that only likes you for the sex, anyway; that's not a healthy relationship, or even barely a relationship at all.

Finnish is apparently one of the most difficult languages to learn for english-speakers. All I know is that Swedish is listed as an "easy" language and I'm already struggling after two months as a fully fluent English-speaker.

If you're Finnish, your perception of your height might be skewed by the people around you - you're really not that short compared to the rest of the world, only perhaps compared to those in your society.

Have yourself castrated and live a meaningful life

>>18059380
>most newborn boys have more than I've got to offer on that side.

Are you sure you're measuring the right thing? Your penis shouldn't be on your side.

>>18060175
woops lol fixed

mod please delete thread

>>18060129
Very likely. Americans keep telling me I'm not short but they don't know northmen.