>print some ads that say: Girls and young women needed, guaranteed

>>18041237

what are you trying to accomplish?

>>18041240
meet women.

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>>18041243
What happens when they find out they're not going on a date with Derek Zoolander?

>>18041290
I dunno, I'm doing this for the lols to see what happens.

I'm not ugly, just average.

maybe be upfront with the girls?

maybe take out the photos?

Isn't it lillegal to post flyers on campuses if they aren't approved by the administration?

>>18041313
I dunno, I saw several already in my college.

>>18041297
The motive may be from somewhere more emotional, it may be some way to try cope with loneliness perhaps?
Honestly man, this idea sounds fun and all but you might yield better results from approaching girls and hitting them with your good humor in person.

>>18041330
I've done this, got like 10 numbers from calculus classmates, talking to four right now.

You already knows this shit is about numbers, from 80 facebook girls I approached the other time only 10 actually talked to me seriously.

from 15 cellphones I got, only two replied.

is a numbers game.

you need to do it like a fish net.

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>>18041336
>Numbers game

>not stalking one girl between classes
>not learning her exact class schedule
>not following her as far as possible until you go home
>not creepin on her facebook
>not masturbating to her hs photos
>not sneaking love letters into her backpack

You see numbers in women, I see hours put into women.

Tomato tomato

just go on fucking tinder like everyone else

>>18041350
>he doesn't know I'm trying to do this to a white germanic girl

>>18041355
yeah, faggot.
I'm 5"7, brown, huge widow peak almost balding, and look like a filipino.

Sure, tinder works everytime.

>>18041350
best poast i've seen in a long, long time

>>18041365
>implying you could ever hope to mix semen with the aryan race

You've reeled in the net anon now log the hours. Know her better than she does.

>>18041378
I'm from a spic shithole.

>there's not white looking girls in tacolandia

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>>18041237

>is this too autistic?

Its probably the most autistic thing I've ever heard of.

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>>18041382
How fucking beta are you? It's easy as
>walk up to her and salute
>greet her in fluent german
>apologize on behalf of all the other spics for not being aryan
>ask her if she had a mix up in flights which led her to come to this shithole
>offer to pay for a flight back to the aryan land in exchange for being her loyal servant
>she will obviously agree
>go back to Germany with her
>become attractive, desirable "exotic man"
>all the ladies fall in love with you
>you humbly reject them all so you may best serve your lady
>aryan girl is thoroughly impressed by you
>WW3 begins
>she spares your life
>Germany wins
>ThisIsHowItShouldHaveBeen.webm
>You move to an isolated part of a destroyed country
>begin Adam & Eve repopulation of the earth

I don't think she'll ever marry you though as she probably has an image to keep up as an aryan girl

>>18041400
lmao motherfucker, god bless you you fucking faggot.

I guess I'll ask the girls that replied to me a date.

I have been standing outside of safeway with a big sign saying "single and looking for my future wife" and that has been going pretty well. get 2 or 3 women talking to me every hour and had a few dates.

>>18041448
Not sure if autistic as fuck or genius

If it works then right on brother

>>18041448

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