Hey guys. Let's say I accidentally poured an entire bottle

Nah bruh, move on, your dinner is... smashed.

>>18039436
Anon pls

>>18039454
its ova, g home

>>18039464
:(

>>18039427

ITT: we memorialize OPs mashed potatos.

My brother tried to make spanish rice once. put 3 cups of pepper instead of 3 tablespoons.

we're not close anymore.

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I can't bring myself to throw it away.
It still smells good and every once in a while I'll take a bite, hoping it will taste better.

It never does.

>>18039516

haha oh man that sucks. ive kept bad food on my desk for a few hours though, always sneaking a bite hten hating myself for it. just throw it out OP. its not worth it.

>>18039516
What if you made more mashed potatoes and then mixed it in. It should spread out then. Like 3 times more than what you already have. Also you can add milk and butter to it which will make it a lot more foamy and would help with spreading the pepper out even more.

>>18039526

idk man that things pure fucking black.

why not just make fresh mashed potatos and dont fucking add so much pepper to those isntead of trying to save this one batch by ruining two more?

>>18039427
Top fucking kek, those potatoes are fucking rekt

>>18039427
Why did you stir, anon. WHY DID YOU STIR

>>18039531
Because we're on a mission to save these potatoes in particular? Get it together man, you can't just abandon potatoes who have not fulfilled their purpose!

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I totally forgot to mention this earlier but I actually used purple potatoes so it looks worse than it is.

Here's a picture with better lighting; it's still really bad lol.

>>18039526
Thanks for the advice but I already put milk, butter and cheese in the potatoes before adding the pepper.

>>18039545
It looks like you've already started eating it anon

>>18039543

we can't let the lives of future potatos be lost for ones that are already dead anon. its too late for them. but there's always tomorrow.

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>>18039545
They're lost OP. Get over it.

>>18039545
JUST

>>18039560
It's not just at all, it looks fucked any way you look at it.

Or were you being a retard and tumblring? Is that it mate, did you take a wrong turn somewhere? Surely not.

>>18039525
>>18039531
>>18039543
>>18039550
>>18039552
Thanks for the advice guys lol.
I have more potatoes but I'm not going to use them lol.
I'll probably just keep taking bites entry once in a while until I get sick of it.

Maybe I'll just keep adding random shit to try to make it better.

>>18039427
Make a larger batch of mashed potatoes to dilute the pepper. add in more sour cream and cream cheese in if you're low on potatoes.

>>18039570
Try ketchup.

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>>18039570

some chocolate powder might cut it. if not maybe some chocolate syrup

>>18039539
Why do we do anything anon?

It was actually my housemate who stirred. We were cooking together and they thought it wasn't so bad.
>>18039549
Yeah I've been nibbling on it

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>>18039577
Good idea!

>>18039579
Your housemate should eat the potatoes to atone for their sins against the potatoes.

>>18039574
Thanks, but I'm not planning on adding any more potatoes.
>>18039577
I have some random chocolate that I can try.
>>18039575
I actually don't have ketchup but I'll look around for something similar.

I'll let you guys know what happens.

>>18039586
I forced them to eat a mouthful and after they stopped gagging, they just threw their half away.
Apparently they don't care about salvaging it as much as I do.

>>18039594

>not adding more potatos

how else can you fix the ratio? /sci/ would dox you

>>18039600

this is what happens when we teach our kids that e veryones a winner.

there are kids in africa who dont have any potatos to throw away.

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>>18039594
Maybe ranch? It goes with everything.

>>18039594
>not adding any more potatoes

At least try putting a little sour cream on a spoonful, christ.

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I split off 3 sections.
The rightmost is mixed with chocolate powder. The middle is mixed with plain Greek yogurt. The leftmost I just plan on eating with a piece of chocolate.

Wish me luck.

>>18039629
Wadabout ranch

RESULTS

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>>18039629

>he actually tried the chocolate

dude i was joking.

Pepper aside, why are you eating just a plate of mashed potatoes?

>>18039644
Cause fuck pumpkins.

The yogurt helped a lot for the first half second, then stopped working.

The chocolate powder was surprisingly helpful; it felt like it neutralized a lot of the pepper.

The chocolate piece was just a stupid idea.

Man I never realized how spicy black pepper could be.

>>18039629
Vaya con Dios

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>>18039652

>the chocolate actually helped

>>18039653
In nomi patri et fili et spriti sancti

*pew pew pew*

>>18039613
>>18039633
I finished my ranch. And my milk for that matter. Shopping day is tomorrow.

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>>18039660
Tomato sauce? Tomatoes at least?

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>1am
>friday night
>/adv/

i should do this more often.

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>>18039427
Op, you just saved a life tonight. I was literally about to go kill myself, but this just made my laugh until I cried.
I haven't laughed in years. These stupid fucking pepper infused potatoes just made me feel weird about shooting myself in the fucking face, for now.

>>18039644
>>18039649
I had chicken with onions and celery as a side but I finished those already.

Fortunately those turned out pretty well

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I'm fucking capping the hell out of this thread.
I thought gold like this only happened in /b.
(circa 2009)

>>18039427
I once tried to make Rice Pudding. It came out beautifully, set perfectly, honest-to-god the best looking dessert I had ever made.

Only problem: the recipe called for 1/4 cup of sugar, and then 1/4 teaspoon of salt. My eyes skipped over the "tsp" and assumed it said "cup", and at absolutely no point, not even when I had to run over to the store because we did not have 1/4 cup of salt in our kitchen, did my mind say "That's an absurd amount of salt. That can't be right."

The end result was something my roommates and I ended up calling The Confectioner's Treason: a serving bowl full of pudding that looking incredible, smelled HEAVENLY, and was so salty that you might literally get sick and/or die if you tried to eat it.

>>18039676

damn you're making me hungry.

talk about the potatos again so i lose my appetite.

>>18039680

caption it as the night /adv/ made potatoes.

>>18039670
I have some salsa I can try.

Other than that I have brown sugar, a lemon, peanut butter, and that's about it.
Maybe I should just try all of those?

I'm glad some of you are having a good time. Makes me think the potatoes weren't a complete waste

>>18039629
What do you think? pls respond

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>>18039674

WE DID IT

>>18039693

they were not the potatoes we needed but they were the potatoes we deserved.

This is one of the best threads I've ever seen. You're fucking ridiculous.

>>18039674
Made my day.

>>18039687
I'm just gonna mess around with the potatoes. I'll let you guys know if I find anything that works.
>>18039694
I posted the results somewhere above.
Sorry I'm on mobile so I'm too lazy to look for it and link it

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>>18039708

>not just adding more chocolate

dont fix what aint broken

Have you tried crushing Tums and sprinkling it on

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The brown sugar didn't work.
The salsa made it so much worse

Gonna try peanut butter next

>>18039713
If all else fails, I'll stick with the chocolate and yogurt.

I just want to see if there were better options

>>18039727

jesus it looks like meatloaf.

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>>18039727

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The peanut butter turned out alright.
Kinda just tasted like spicy peanut butter

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>>18039742

>spicy peanutbutter

this actually interests me i should try that tomorrow.

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In the end I think I'll just stick with the yogurt and chocolate. Those both turned out decent.

Thanks for all the suggestions; hope you all have a good night.

I'll leave you with a picture of the pepper bottle. It was about 2/3 full when I poured it.

>>18039746

it was a fun thread OP. g'night.

>>18039746
Thanks for making my evening OP. Good night, gentlemen.

bumping for those who missed this