Serious question. 24-year old single guy here. I make decent

>>18036454
I live in Minnesota too, I'll cuddle with you for 150 bucks.

>>18036496
I'll do it for 145 and a hot chocolate

>>18036498
Only if it's from the Tim Hortons in Tower.

>1. How difficult is it to find a prostitute and in how much legal trouble would I get if I were to get caught?
I go to asian massage parlors that offer "full service". There are sites out there that are like Yelp for massage parlors that will help you find one. When I first got into it I was shocked that they're literally everywhere, even in small conservative towns.
As for the police, since there's no picking up hookers on the street or calling escorts to meet you at a hotel, its much safer. It's a established business with its own private rooms. And the chances of the place getting raided is low, but even then they won't go after the men. They just want the girls to pay their taxes.

>How do I avoid being caught by law enforcement? (I live in Minnesota.)
as above. Even my cop friends go to massage parlors all the time.

>2. How do I avoid getting infected with some nasty disease? Besides wearing a condom, duh. Are hookers typically diseased?
Yes, whores usually have a history of STDs, genius. But so do club sluts. So take it as it is.

>3. If you've hired a prostitute yourself before, do you have any advice to give me that you wish you had been given yourself?
Nope. Banging whores at asian massage parlors is so easy that any retard can do it.

>>18036513
MOA is like 5 hours closer, and according to the internet the Tower one is closed. Bad luck buddy

One you are not paying for the act of sex " you are making a porn" just a FYI if the cops show up. Another is I would go with a escort. Make sure u have a video camera just in case for physical proof. Good luck anon god speed

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>>18036496
I'll take 1 hour of cuddling and a blowjob for $100 Alex.

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>>18036555
well the theme is now "Prositutes in Minnesota". What reasons does the OP give for wanting a prostitute in MN?

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>>18036572
what is "sucky fucky"?

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>>18036579
correct my friend, you are now America's Next Millionaire!

>>18036579
Prostitutes in MN for 200, Alex

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>>18036496
>>18036498
Aw, I appreciate the offer. Post pix an we'll talk.

>>18036520
Fascinating. Do you know of any places in twin cities you can recommend? Or sites that advertise such establishments?

>>18036532
Thanks anon, I will look into it.

>>18036672

whats your zip code? I'll run a search for you. I'm feeling nice.

>>18036687
I've got means of transportation so it doesn't matter hugely, let's say 55101.

>>18036691

these two offer sucky fucky but it seems hit-or-miss. The reviews say sometimes you end up with a girl that only does HJs or sometimes no extras at all

Super Spa
6280 Boone Ave N
Brooklyn Park, Minnesota 55428

Valley View Spa
6420 Flying Cloud Dr
Eden Prairie, Minnesota 55344

>>18036703
in Eden Prairie? My heavens

>>18036703

fun fact: the first place got busted once in 2012

>An undercover officer visited the spa twice in August. On Aug. 29 police arrested Ah May R. Lee, 35, of St. Paul, when she began using her hand to perform a sexual service on the officer in exchange for money, the complaint says.

haha fucking pig cops

>>18036707

whats special about eden prairie?

Well, I live in Vancouver which is a hotspot for prostitution. Before I started I knew nothing about how widespread it really was.A couple of the towers around my area are incalls.

My first suggestion is to look at online review boards. If you want to play safe, please visit agencies as you are less likely to be in a sting.

Once you know your way around, you get the most mileage from girls working independently. And the lack of emotion bonding is a lie. I once had great chemistry with this chick I visit regularly.

>>18036733
>And the lack of emotion bonding is a lie. I once had great chemistry with this chick I visit regularly.

This. Just like in any other situation the sex can actually be pretty great if you find a girl you're compatible with

>>18036716
It's fancy

>>18036748

Goes to show how prevalent brothels are. Most people are just unaware of it around them

>what I really would like is true intimacy

If I were you I wouldn't give up on finding someone because I guarantee meaningless sex with strangers will not fulfill you and leaving you feeling empty and alone

If you make that much money just go to a country where it's legal or easily available. Take a vacation to Mexico, Germany, Thailand or the like.

>>18036520
t. Under cover cop

>>18036909
He could take a trip to Australia and hire this super high quality, yet super expensive ($1200 aud an hour) escort called Estelle Lucas.

>>18036841
>leaving you feeling empty and alone
what if you feel empty and alone to begin with?

>>18036454
>24-year old
>I make decent money (~80k)

What do you do for living may i ask?

>>18036454
find a chinese wife
/thread

>>18038092
I'm in IT. A consultant, so basically I get to write very little code, and when I do it's really quite boring. Pays the bills though, so I'm not complaining.

>>18036703
Thanks anon, appreciate your help!

>>18038616
College degree? And how long did it take you to get such position?

>>18038719
Yeah, a b.a. in math from an unknown state uni. Worked for a few years doing shit manual labor jobs after graduating, then eventually applied my current company and was offered a position. The offer was pretty amazing, so I had no second thoughts about accepting.

>>18036703
In the name of purely academic curiosity, how does one indicate the desire for "full service" when visiting such an establishment?

Just get on tinder homie. There's a wide range of women on there. You'll find someone.

>>18039404
lol you must be a girl. tinder is absolute garbage and so are like 95% of the women on it. even some loser bitch who works at target or something and looks at best a 4 will get so much internet attention that she'll get it in her head that she's a 9.