I use a plastic potty to take a piss at night because the bathroom

>Am i a fucking weirdo for this?
I mean you're not piss bottle level weird but I've never heard of anyone doing this. Are you that fucking lazy that you can't even walk to the bathroom to take a piss?

>Are you that fucking lazy that you can't even walk to the bathroom to take a piss?
i don't actually do this but i know someone who cut out a milk jar just for this and I kinda understand why because getting up completely and going through a hallway to a fully lit bathroom will wake you up and ruin your night especially if you're occasionally insomniac

totally weird to do it with a roommate or similar though. No one wants to hear you pissing in a bottle in the middle of the night

piss smells too.

>>18030690
Then don't turn all the lights on, pretty much every phone has a flashlight and even if that's too bright, you can turn the brightness on your screen up to a significant level and you should be able to work your way around a dark room. Even if you don't have a phone I'm pretty sure you should be able to find something that can light the way.

>>18030727
i have a nightlight down the hallway, bathroom itself needs to be well lit since missing my shot is just going to wake me up even more when I have to clean it up (no way in hell will I leave it for later)

maybe I'll start pissing sitting down if that stops splashes compeltely.

>>18030656

you're weird yes. my advice? get a gallon sized jug, they're big enough to hold your cock, then just piss into that at night. small enough to hide in your closet at normal hours

>>18030656
My advice is to just own up to it if they ask. But try to be funny or charismatic about it (do not try too hard at this could be cringe territory). If they react poorly simply recover with 'lol I'm just messing with you, you don't actually think I piss in a pot'