how do I seduce my recently divorced blood aunt without it blowing

jesus christ, our lord and savior, says get her drunk and then don't do this horrible thing what's wrong with you.

you're going to have to test the waters very carefully if you really want to go through with this

>>18030248

the problem with this question is it assumes that it can be done, like there's some guaranteed path. there isnt

>>18030261
suggestions?

No matter what, this will end badly, I guarantee it.

Cousins are one thing, and that's already walking a razor's edge. Seducing your AUNT is just suicide.

Well son, that depends on what part of the Appalachians you are from. Is there a town near by where you can invite her to an upscale dinner at a more formal (no shirt no shoes no service) kind of diner, for a romantic evening?