I'm stuck in a Starbucks bathroom and toilet won't

Who the fuck flushes paper towels?
Pull them out with your hands. Also, just put your ass on the seat. It won't kill you.

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>>18029841
>Responding to trolls

>>18029834
don't flush paper towels, dipshit.

if you want to be polite, pull them out, wring them out, and throw them away.

if you want to be a dick, leave it and run and hope no one knows it was you.

They won't flush, they have to be removed.

Wash your hands well ;)


If you use paper towels as seat cover, put them in the garbage afterward, silly billy.

>>18029844
Ok mom

Why are you using a seat cover? Pussy.

>>18029834
Crisis averted! I'm safely out here numbing theit wifi without buying coffee
#makeamericagreatagain
#fuckhowardschultz
#hireamericanworkersonly

>>18029834
>not shitting in the sink