How can I be attractive and cool like Sasuke? My girlfriend watches

>>18016351

it would just be an act. as for being attractive, you know how you look. you know how oyu want to look. aim fori t. just kjeep in mind that anime rarely translates well into real life.

She wants you to become employed by androgynous pedophile. Then go on a lifes quest to kill your brother. Joining a terrorist organization ran by a group of circus freaks might help as well.

>>18016351
If she wants you to be the equivalent of a non existent anime character, you may want to reconsider your relationship. You couldn't really look like Sasuke unless you cosplayed every day.

>>18016351
i really hope you're joking.
i do not wish this was a genuine request.

Wtf bitch why are you dating a girl who is interested in anime boys like fucking sasuke? Thats some middle school shit right there

Idk who is dumber, you or her

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http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Sasuke

>>18016867
Jesus fucking christ

If this is real, leave her asap. She sounds like a weaboo that has a sexual need for cringey, edgy, anime characters more than your actual self. If she won't accept you over a well known edgelord cringemaster anime character, then you need to dump her mental ass.

>>18016351
Tell her "When you start looking like Sakura , maybe I will you ugly whore"

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>>18016351
>attractive and cool
>Sasuke

>>18016351
Don't let someone try to change you anon.

>>18017005
this, dude

Look gloomy, resentful and lost in thoughts as you stare at the ground in the howling wind. Then say slowly : "Okawari no suzuki. Kimino koto donpachi dekuru kikasete. Kokoro des... "

Of course you'll get better at it with practice but that's a start

>>18016351

Ask her, you dummy thumb

meme thread

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>>18016351
If you want to genuinely be like sasuke, i'm willing to help you. First, you need to nail the look, dye your hair black, ask your mom to buy you some black hair dye, if she asks why just tell her she wouldn't understand. Once you've dyed your hair, you've gotta style it right, ask your mom some some pomade, then show her a picture of sasukes hair and tell her you need it to look like that.

Once you've got the hair down, you need to start wearing tons of sunscreen, that way your skin stays nice and white, ask your mom to start buying sunscreen and have her put it on you before you leave the house so that your hands dont get all messy and gross.

Once you've got that down, you need to dye your eyes red. This is by far the easiest part, just get some red pen, then cut open the tube on both ends, then quickly put your fingertips on both ends to stop the blood red liquid form leaving the tube, then carefully apply drops of it to your eyes, it wont hurt much if you've lived in pain and sorrow your whole life.

Once you've got the sharingan eyes down, all hats left is to be cold and distant to people, whenever you're asked something, just say "you wouldn't understand", "no one can help me but myself", or "I need to kill my best friend to gain the power I seek", cool things like those will leave people in awe.

After that, just practice your jutsus everywhere you can, in the car, on the bus, in stores, waiting for your food at restaurants, int he middle of class, and you'll eventually manage to master them. Trust me, i'm a anime expert.

>>18016867
K E K
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>>18017127
>Okawari no suzuki. Kimino koto donpachi dekuru kikasete. Kokoro des...

what does that mean?

>>18016351
How old are you two?

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>>18016867
Holy shit this is autistic

>>18016867
>Ignore your best friend or your romantic interest. They are so much below you in skill and knowledge, you should act like you're bored by their presence.

LOL! Such ridiculousness

>>18016351
>live life with in a world of hurt
>realize that you can't do things the conventional way

>>18016867
>>18018575

Do they expect people to take this seriously?

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>>18016867
http://www.wikihow.com/Act-Like-Naruto this one is better

You'll never be sasuke faggot, give it up.

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Except for a few adult cartoons, animation is shit for manchildren. And the only good anime ever made is Bebop and Trigun. Everything else can fuck off.

>>18019972
kill yourself nobody cares

>>18016351
Dude. Your gf is wanting you to be more like a fictional character instead of appreciating who you are in reality. There's the real problem.

>>18017233
You sir... are amazing

>>18016351
you should stop daiting a fat weeaboo girls bro

>>18016351

I hope to god this is a joke but in case it's not, you should definitely break up with her. She must have mental problems if she's trying to mold you into a fictional character. What she wants is escentially a sadist and that's not healthy.

>>18019972
I'm no weeb but i have to say I'd put Trigun into the manchildren category before Naruto.
There are plenty of adult animations that would put your choices to shame.
Also, chill tf out nobody gives a shit.

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>>18019972
What went through your head while you were clicking every post in the thread?
>OP image has anime I don't like
>they must be talking about anime I don't like
>I better reply to every post
>I should squint while I'm scrolling so I don't accidentally read any of them

>>18017233
This post was worth coming to /adv/.

>>18019972
>And the only good anime ever made is Bebop and Trigun. Everything else can fuck off.
What a pleb