I was driving home earlier today when my stomach started hurting

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2017-02-01 09:55:27 Post No. 18011738
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 09:55:27 Post No. 18011738 [Report]

I was driving home earlier today when my stomach started hurting something fierce. Before I knew it I had shit filling up my boxers.

I was in heavy traffic and my drive home was roughly an hour. By the time I got home, showered, and threw the clothes away there was a wet stain on the drivers seat. It smelled horrible, but just looked like water. I tried cleaning it up as much as possible and i put vinegar on it.

Will it stain? Are there any household items i can use to make sure it stays clean and not smell? Should I get it professionally cleaned?

Anonymous 2017-02-01 10:13:36 Post No.18011748
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 10:13:36 Post No.18011748 [Report]

>>18011738
Prof cleaning or better yet a new seat .. some smells just don't leave .. ever

Anonymous 2017-02-01 11:02:29 Post No.18011783
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 11:02:29 Post No.18011783 [Report]

Haha haha holy fucking shit that is funny . Some poor cunt stuck in the traffic prison in pain silently shitting himself stupid. Haha haha

Anonymous 2017-02-01 11:32:09 Post No.18011806
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 11:32:09 Post No.18011806 [Report]

>>18011783
Yeah .. unless you're the one .. one of many things taught to me by my kids are to have an emergency kit aboard consisting of underwear, socks, track suit, barf bags, large garbage bags, toiletpaper, wipes and a 1st aid pack

Anonymous 2017-02-01 12:15:41 Post No.18011833
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 12:15:41 Post No.18011833 [Report]

>>18011783
Lmao. Sorry OP. I'd imagine clean it similar to puke?

Anonymous 2017-02-01 12:33:54 Post No.18011839
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 12:33:54 Post No.18011839 [Report]

>>18011738
how did you shit yourself? you're a fucking adult. do you have a medical condition? IBS?

Anonymous 2017-02-01 12:43:11 Post No.18011846
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 12:43:11 Post No.18011846 [Report]

>>18011839
Can you not read? OPs stomach was hurting, he must've had horrible diarrhea or something that just slipped out

Anonymous 2017-02-01 01:20:11 Post No.18011877
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 01:20:11 Post No.18011877 [Report]

>>18011839
Not OP, but i shit myself recently. I got a horrendously bad virus that was making me vomit or diarrhea every ~20 minutes for 24 hours straight. At one point, i was so tired (hadn't slept due to the constant toilet trips) i dozed off in between sessions. I woke up to the horrific feeling of diarrhea just leaking out my butt.

It happens. Almost everyone is going to have a must-shit-right-now moment. Hopefully yours happens within range of a toilet, and not when you're stuck in traffic or asleep.

Anonymous 2017-02-01 01:22:04 Post No.18011880
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Anonymous 2017-02-01 01:22:04 Post No.18011880 [Report]

please say you are american
change the seat

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