I've quit watching porn and masturbating, and for the first

what the fuck are you asking?
how to fuck a woman?
alright:

PUT THE PEEPEE IN THE VAVA AND MOVE BACK AND FORWARDS UNTIL THE MILK COMES OUT.

if you want a relationship u just have to be lucky and find some random asshole who likes you.

>>18003207
it's ok to bait once a week
just do it quick and fast, use lube, dont deathgrip, no edging, no porn.

>>18003211
This advice is dumb. Like where do I start? You make it sound like I can just walk down to the store and order a girl

>>18003230
I stopped jerking for two weeks and it felt good I've never death gripped in my life though. I'm gonna stop watching porn though

Jesus Christ porn was a mistake

It's actually the easiest and the hardest part at the same time. First is (anon and all, but this is important) - what age group are you?
Straight up being direct with everything you do always worked out for the best for me, although it may have been pure dumb luck and always ended in disaster. Being yourself is pretty much the worst thing you can do. Straight up lie, but don't overdo it, only the small facts that will be either hard to check or be irrelevant later on. Start going to pools/jog/do music, anything.

If your motivation to talk to a girl is literally just to get inside her vagina and you're a mouthbreathing porn addict virgin, you are going to come across as creepy. You're talking about just finding a wet hole to fuck instead of a meaningful connection with a person.

>>18003247
You're telling me anon. I've been watching it almost every day since I was 12 years old. I feel so sexually liberated

>>18003255
23 years old. Obviously I'll have to lie about spending most of my youth fapping instead of dating lol. What should I tell them? Maybe I'll pretend to be religious or something

>>18003261
Hey, I'm not a mouthbreather

>willingly changing who you are to get pussy.

Lol

Get the pussy to change for you m8

>>18003287
Yee Boii listen to this guy if you want a girl and you don't try that's your fault

>>18003276
"I had other priorities" is enough.

>>18003231
>You make it sound like I can just walk down to the store and order a girl
>what are brothels

to just fucc get a hooker, dont pretend its difficult unless the tininess of your brain rivals the tininess of your balls.

you want to fuck?

Find a either a Fuck Buddy or a Whore you can rent for wholesale

or get a relationship, build trust and intimacy, and make love with them

Note the difference

Any other advice is welcome. Like I said, I'm completely clueless

>>18003302
>>18003287
This sounds like bad advice

>>18003306
Alright, I can go with this

Anyway I'm gonna take a nap. I'll be back later probably

>Have to scroll all the way back to the top to post

It's a zionist conspiracy reeee