I used an anonymous texting app to hassle some ex girlfriends, and a buddy's wife. Turns out they all talked and suspect it was me.
One, the wife, called the cops about it. I didn't send her anything threatening, just that I wanted to motorboat her. This app occurred about two weeks ago. Too late to get a new phone and claim that as the reason?
If my job finds out about this I'm pretty boned.
How do I lie my way out of this one?
I hope you're fucked, that's what you get for trying to be a smart ass but being stupid instead
Grow up. Why did you even put yourself in this situation lol.
I doubt anything will come from it. They can't go through your phone without a warrant and why the fuck would they get a warrant to mess with some idiot doing pg13 texts.
How do you know they called the cops?
Buddy of buddy said the wife reported to the cops.
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I hope you get fucked and learn a lesson to not be petty
>>18002121
You are probably fine. Learn from the scare and find a better outlet for your stress/anger/boredom.
>>18002100
That's what you get for being a moron and a shitty person. That said, as long as you don't do more stupid shit like this police action is extremely unlikely. Just make it a lesson, and learn from your mistakes.
>>18002100
Maybe don't be a piece of shit, anon. People aren't as stupid as they seem.
Sorry I let you down, /adv/.
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"Hey, all three of us got weird messages from the same person. Who do we all know in common?"
"Well, two of us dated Anon, and he is bitter and petty enough to do something like this. And he writes exactly the same."
Here's a tip, assume people are smart enough to see through your machinations and plan one step further. My buddy messaged me from his girlfriend's FB once to try and, I dunno, catch us flirting? Well I could tell it was him right away because I'm not an idiot.