How do i talk back to someone who flirts with me? They say things

>>17989768
"Hey, you retarded piece of shit"
Works every time.

>>17989768
>They say things like "hi love" , "hey cupcake"
No they don't.

Hey qt 3.14

>>17989768
>Ignore that person
>Put on the headphones
>Listen to the Pina colada song
>walk away humming High way to hell
>Profit?

>>17989788
THEY DO AND ITS WEIRD AND I JUSY SAY SHIT LIKE YOOOO WAT IT DO MANE HELP ME

>>17989813
go out for a coffee you ignorant mong.

>>17989778
He's sensative since he can't tell If im joking or not but ill give it a try

>>17989768

'Hey there cutie, I'll sperg you in the merg'

World every time

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>>17989778
I DID IT IM SCARED INSTANT REGRET I SAID HEY RETARD HI QT 3.14 HOWS IT GOING AM I GETTING IT TONITE

>>17989844

SPERG HER IN THE MERG MAN

>>17989768
I say "whats going on chef?" Its autistic but it feels naturally for some reason

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RESPONSE : Bad , sorry for not texting. " WHAT NOOOWW

>>17989986
"What's your favorite Swans album?"

>>17989844
Please tell us how this works out

You sound too young to be here

pls be in london

Are you a girl OP?

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>>17990979
They talked about their feelings. Apparently they have depression and feel insane. For hours they talked about feeling sad that they don't connect to their friends. I now remember why I don't talk to people.

reply with a similar phrase such as "hey sugar cane!". It helps to know they are being playful, so you'd just go along the joke.

Or maybe something like "I have crippling depression and every night I dream of making you beg for mercy while I slowly make you undergo slightly painful but sustained methods of torture" and start breathing heavily.
They love it