I'm a virgin not by matter of appearance, and I think I can now act out a fuckable persona, but where do I go to find partners with whom to have sex? I'm not old enough to go into a bar and bring someone home, and I'd rather not wait until I am.
>>17989153
You are a virgin by matter of appearance.
>I'm a virgin not by matter of appearance
Top kek
>and I think I can now act out a fuckable persona
Top fucking kek
>where do I go to find partners with whom to have sex?
Go to some piece of shit city and find some prostitutes.
>>17989170
No I'm a virgin by matter of turning half the girls at school off by acting autistic around them and turning the other half away because i was autistically chasing some random other autist. If I had a location and watched my demeanor i guarantee you I'll lose it within a week.
>>17989184
Then why haven't you lost it yet?
>>17989198
Because I'm not allowed in bars and I'd rather not the single mothers in my training program.
>>17989208
So, you are in fact a virgin by matter of appearance.
>>17989218
Explain the logic behind this statement.
>>17989221
That you are a virgin by matter of appearance
>>17989226
From where do you derive this?
>>17989208
As if you had a choice OP. The smiles they throw at ya are most likely because they see you as a goofy scrawny little kid.
Sorry bro
>>17989240
You.
>>17989241
I'm well over six feet tall and with a little more meat than I probably should have. Is this literally psychological projection?
FYI they give different faces when I do something autistic so that's not why they're smiling at me.
>>17989248
sry man, just saying it as it is. Don't get all pissy
>>17989259
But you're not saying it as it is. You're literally describing a stereotype that has no relevance to the topic at hand, as if you don't actually know the answer to my question and are jealous that I even have the privilege of asking it. Why are you still a virgin?
>>17989153
>I can fuck girls
>Girls won't fuck me
If you're not old enough to go to bars and stuff don't your friends have like house parties or anything?
>>17989265
this is why you can't get laid OP
>>17989277
>friends
>house parties
Hello, autistic person here. I suppose I could try to make friends if not for the sole purpose of being invited to house parties and getting laid. What kind of friends do you look for?
>autistic
>wants a sexual partner.
Sorry, if you're legitimately autistic, you probably will have a rough time of it. My cousin has Aspergers, and no way will he get a girlfriend.
You really need to be able to read subtle social cues when dating- something genuine autists notoriously lack.
>>17989353
Are you actually autistic or just bad socially? Like if you're all right looking and can manage to do a bit of small talk you can usually hook up with a girl. Casual sex isn't all it'sbcracked up to be though but I guess you kind of want to get it over and done with. You could try tinder or something
>>17989385
Depends on how autistic OP is, autism is a spectrum. My friend's ex was autistic and they were together for 5 years
>>17989390
I felt compelled to respond to the first shitposter that responded to my thread. I am an autist, complete with the fast walking and arm-waving.
>>17989399
Pretty damn high-functioning if I may say so myself. If you don't believe me, ask the greedy bastards at the SSA.
So I go on Tinder or find a friend or find a friend on Tinder and I try my darndest to not make a fool out of myself at any functions I'm invited to? Seems easy enough.